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Greggo in: Get as in as in can get if you can get as in as Greggo gets up in Charlie
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
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(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


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10-13-2020, 10:56 PM




Welcome to Greggo's family and friends hour. Enter at your own risk.

Drugs everywhere but nowhere. Only the evidence, their ghosts, empty shells...but they're all used up already. No charges here officer, but you know what's up. You all know damn well what our boy Greggo's been up to with all the condoms everywhere, many of them plump with raw content. What's that sound echoing from the bathroom? Let's take a peek and see what the XWF's favorite manager is doing.

Greggo is seen hunched over a toilet bowl. He's not throwing up, but rather lapping up water like a dog. Shit's whack!

He hears a door slam in the distance of what might be his house but we really don't know. We hear a voice from the distance call out to Greggo...........

Voice: Hey hey hey, it's SCAT ALBERT up in this bitch! WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, BIG G? Yo Greg-GO! Where you at fool?

Greggo gets a SADISTIC grin all up on his grill when he pulls his face out of the toilet bowl and shakes yellow water all over the place. He yells back to his pal.

Greggo: Mmmmm, I can smell you from here boi! Daaaamn, it's about time you got here bitchtits! I need someone to slap some shit on my balls!

Greggo dries his toilet bowl water face off on his own t-shirt, which happens to be an old school Metallica shirt! There's a big shit stain on the Metallica logo but other than that it looks mint. Greggo's got that swag turned up a notch as he lets his testicles sway with each step.

Greggo: Hey Scat Albert, don't be surprised I gotta cam with me boi. You about 2 becum famous like my client!

Scat Albert: Shiiiiiiiiit, that's what I'm talkin' about! Fuck yeah! Bout to blow up in they faces at last. G money I been waitin' to cam with yo ass! Let's hit it dawgie!


Greggo walks up, finally approaching his old buddy Scat Albert face to face and...



Well I'll be damned...



He's just a big fat ball of shit!



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SCAT ALBERT


Scat Albert is one of Greggo's oldest friends, having first arrived in Greggo's room when Greggo was about 5 years old and had just tried his first illegal narcotic which shall not be named. The day they first met, Scat Albert was much bigger. Like twice as big. But Greggo was very small, like a small child, but smaller. He was the runt of the litter box. He refused since birth to eat anything healthy and would vomit it back up. The very first food he ever ate in his life was a chicken tender from McDonalds, and he loved it! His momma had to dip it in the sauce for him and chew it up real good before spitting it into his mouth, and from that point on it would only be those god damn chicken tendiez and mountain dew for ol' Greggo! A few years later, he'd also be introduced to Mountain Dew, which was right up there with mountain dew on his list. That and shit. Shit was his other go to for food and beverage. And while we're on the trip down memory lane let's also remember how Greggo lost his virginity at 5.................... or so I've been told to say. Back to the here and now: Greggo is throbbing from head to toe? We have learned some incredibly valuable information just now about our boy! But shit, can it possibly prepare any of us for what's next from Greggo and his good good good close friend Scat Albert? They're all up in each others faces like hey sexyface, but I ain't about that life so I bounce and leave this RP (realtime promo!) hangin'. Fuck your 25 bucks! It ain't worth it! I aint narrating SHIT!

-------------- RAW TRASH TALK TIME -------------------

Mmmmmm well here we go Freak it's me n' you in the FLAMER table match. Nobody else to stop me from going Tonya Hardong all up on yer knee bone! Except Ass Quid herself, miss "oh I wanna make stips 4 da match" guest referee n' u kno what I TRIED 2 be nice to her boys n girls you ALL saw I tried extend an olive boner to her but do she take it no? No no no NO NO! She don't! Friggin dumb idiot! MY GOD I WISH I KNEW WHAT THOSE PILLS WERE oh shit ignore that guys i was think about something earlier hehe.

Ashy Ass Squid gurl u listen up real good mkay? Yer ugly. I'll be winning the match. Not the Freak. End of school. F- 4u. But me? Mmmmm MMMMMMM as always 100+ A% Greggo seed. It's gonna be 1 more for The GREGGO FAM stable! So far it's been my client Sarah "The Boa Belt Constrictor or BBC for short" Lacklan racking up all the hot sexy wins for us but I promised her I'm about due 4 my first win! It's time guise! All your scat are be long in a frozen condom I'ma drink from yer hopes Freak. Nice HOGM reference in yer smelly arse RP (rotten promo!) but we all know Head Of Gilmour's Mother will swallow ever ounce of u if u EVAAAAA say about her again.

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