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Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-28-2017)

Alchemy Speakeasy Bar TAIPEI, TAIWAN

A bar is hundreds of conversations told all at once, each voice competing with the live rock music that has slowly taken over dominating the electric atmosphere. The crowd on this night is young, carefree and more than willing to get wild! Robert drifts his way through the warm bodies while drinking and dancing rage on all around him. With each step, Robert tiptoes closer to the bar. Robert heaves his way out of the crowd taking a seat at the edge of the bar. Robert glances around the packed bar agitated, he locks eyes with the bartender for a brief second in time before ordering a drink.

Do you speak English?

Robert replies disgusted knowing the answer to his own ambiguous question. The bartender looks lackadaisical staring at Robert with a blank expression before motioning no. Robert sighs!

Of course not! Wǒ jiāng yǒngyǒu shǒutóu zuì hǎo de bō páng jiǔ.

Bartender: Zhè shì fēicháng ángguì de xiānshēng! Nǐ quèdìng?

Robert pulls a 24k gold money clip from his blue jeans, the clip is filled to the brim with fresh crisp hundred dollar bills. Robert waves the clip around before slapping it down on the bar top with a thud!

Wǒ bùzàihū tā de chéngběn! Zhǐyào gěi wǒ yībēi yǐnliào, ràng tāmen lái! Wǒ huì hěn hǎo de tíshì nǐ!

The bartender's eyes light up with pure joy as he motions he will be right back.

Bartender: Wǒ mǎshàng huílái. Wǒ yào qù ná zuì hǎo de bō páng jiǔ píng!

Robert nods! Robert looks over his shoulder for a moment before placing his elbows on the bar top. He rubbed at his worn scalp like it was a bother to him, all the while pandemonium went on behind him. Robert sat there awestruck with his recent loss, he began pondering if this recent failure would haunt him! Engy had what it took to put the Omega down this time around. Engy, snuck by, squeaking out a win by the skin of his teeth. The first shot in what will be a long war. Secretly Robert admired what Engy, had done! He was the first man to actually pin him. Engy now gets that feather in his cap, along with all of the bragging rights that will come with it! In the end, it is a price he will pay dearly for. He might have won a battle! But The Apex will most certainly win the war! Robert recognizes the camera crew behind cracking a beaming sneer.

Never a dull moment huh guys? My one query, is where in the hell did that bartender go? Is he brewing my bourbon, or what? You boys in want a drink? I know, I know you’re on the job! One won’t kill you! Now let me get to my table match for The Hart Championship It appears an old hatred has been revived! One would assume a Champion would be the hunted, not the case here what so ever! Danny Imperial, Mr. Imperial, who or whatever you are going by these days! It seems to me, a particular man wants his reprisal! If I were you, Mr. Imperial, I’d really question rattling the cage of a dog who has bitten you now twice! You and I have a very checkered past, we have faced off twice now! The first time you and I locked up in the middle of the ring I was The Hart Champion! We put on one hell of a showcase that night, flourishing in the spotlight! You had your shot at prominence, excellence though was never obtained! You touted from the rooftops of your worthiness, the classic hero -- vs -- villain! In all of the eminence heroic rhetoric, I planted you dead center of the ring! You shook The Dead Man’s hand!

And as your vertebrae cracked under the pressure of a weak back! You laid there motionless, round-eyed with your mouth gaping open, gasping for air. You tried to focus, peering up at those hot arena lights, but you didn’t have it in you! There was no illustrious kick out! Mr. Imperial, in that moment I stole your dignity! I wiped away your relevance! Your celebrity diminished right there in the ring! As the referee's hand hit the canvas for the third time, the significance of Danny Imperial had vanished into thin air! Gone! Poof! Nothing! You claimed to be this world-renowned athlete, in the end, you were nothing more than a victim terminated by the Omega! The sheer magnitude of the loss sent you packing. You hid in the shadows for months, sulking trying to find that Danny Imperial that set fire to the world when he first entered it. The conundrum you faced Danny was a simple one, one you should have seen coming. You were wrestling the minnows, you thought you were this gigantic fish in a small pond! The moment you and I tangled up! You found out you were the minnow, I was one of the big fish! So this time around don’t cut promos like you are this eminence threat! Because, Danny boy! You’re not! Nor will you ever be, at least to me!

Bartender: Zhèlǐ xiānshēng shì táiwān zuì hǎo de bō páng jiǔ!

The best bourbon in Taiwan huh? Hǎo de! Gěi wǒ suǒyǒu de píngzi! Ó, wèi wǒ hé wǒ shēnhòu de shèyǐng shīmen hējiǔ!

Bartneder: Mǎshàng!

Boys you’re in for a treat he pouring us Kavalan Solist Vinho Barrique Single Cask! The best bourbon whisky blend in the world! Well, 2015! Supposedly it tastes like bourbon infused milk chocolate! Sounds like Robbie Bourbons dream drink! That fat idiot ugh… Anyway, boys drinks are on me all night long let’s just make sure we stay upright long enough to get this promo finished! Okay?

The cameras nod. The bartender pours four drinks setting them on the bar top, suddenly hands come into the cameras view grabbing up the drinks pulling them away to enjoy! Robert eyed the amber liquid sitting perfectly still in the short cocktail glass, for a moment he gets lost in the golden glow of the glass-like ice cubes. He pokes the ice cubes with his grubby finger, somehow over all the noise Robert can hear them jingle as they bounce off the glass. He watched, entranced, as the ice cubes bounce back up- remaining submerged like mini icebergs in the ocean. Robert wraps his fingers around the rim of the glass, he felt coldness leach into his hand.

Ah… Alcohol. The elixir of life!

Robert nonchalantly raised the glass to his lips for a much-needed sip, he instantaneously felt the keen burn on his tongue and throat! The familiar burn that made him recoil as a young boy. Now it was a feeling he longed for. From the moment he stepped foot into the bar he knew he needed a stiff drink! The single Cask was on a closed loop in his brain, an endless replay from the first sip. Robert lazily lowered the glass to the bar top, letting the glass fall heavily, but not so much to spill one single drop of the liquid gold. Robert rested his head in his left hand, still mesmerized by the tasty fluid.

Hot damn! That shit is good! My new favorite! The only thing that would make this better is a cigar and by God, I have some!

Robert sits his cigar case on the bar. Robert pulls a Cuban cigar from his case running it under his nose smiling from ear to ear. He takes his cigar cutter cutting the end, wasting no time placing it into his mouth lighting it. He takes a few hardy draws as the end of the cigar turns cherry red. Robert blows the deliciously fragrant smoke into the camera's frame nodding.

Now Mr. Imperial, we have talked about how you botched your first attempt at me. Let’s talk about the second time you had a disastrous outing! We didn’t face directly in our match at Leap Of Faith! Here, we need to talk about the end of the match! There you were standing on a thin scaffolding at an extraordinary height! With each swing of that mighty sledgehammer that very scaffolding began to teeter. For a second I knew what it felt like to be the almighty Thor, and with one final swing, I brought the entire house down. In one catastrophic moment, you fell to the floor like a lead balloon, another implosion of Danny Imperials dreams right before the world’s very eyes! Yet again another nonperformance, a stoppage, a flop! You failed yet again! Mr. Imperial, you are nothing more than a flash in the pan, you are your very own greatest letdown! Once more it was checkmate, the Omega! Each time I thought Danny is going to bring a fight like never before, each time led me to disappointment along with the rest of the world! Something I’ve become accustomed to when facing you!

You’ve had two attempts at the Omega and each time you have a busted underachiever. I have taken your two best shots. Two! In each, you watched as I outperformed you! I outwrestled you! I out-thought you! I outfought you. In every aspect, I defeated you handily! I excel when it is all on the line, Danny, where you crumble underneath the pressure! I’m more advantageous, where you always seem to be on the comeback trail! The fact is I’m the prominent athlete and superior wrestler! I have had your number kid, this time is no different! Do you believe that this time around because you hold gold you have a distinct advantage? I may not be coming into this match with gold draped over my shoulder, but don’t you think for one second you smug prick that I’m not carrying around the brass ring in my back pocket! I am that brass ring! I am one of the best wrestlers walking God’s green Earth! Never and I mean never has a man woman or child left an arena and didn’t say holy shit Robert The Omega Main put on a clinic in there tonight! My God, he put on one hell of a show!

Win, lose or draw! They say it every single time! Because, night after night show after show, that is what the Omega will give you! Pure over the top talent! This is why you Mr. Imperial are chasing me down! You want that exceptional stardom and all of the admiration that comes with it! Just keep in mind I’m not the one chasing you down it’s the other way around! Even on your greatest night, winning The Hart Championship, you were nothing more than an afterthought to my performance! One in which I lost! Your greatest moment in your career was outshined by my greatest failure! Dwell upon that for a few moments! You need me to become something greater! You cannot have vengeance and greatness all in one! It’s either one or the other! In one night Danny Imperial, I will take everything you have worked so strenuously for and commandeer it with one finishing maneuver! One you've felt before! You are nothing to me! After I shatter every single bone in your frail body, I will plough you through a table stomping you out for good!

Robert smiles taking another drink of his very expensive bourbon watching the smoke from his cigar twist through the air in an artistic way, forming curls in the gloom, illuminated only by the age-speckled bar lights. Robert glances at the bar for a moment, looking at all of the bottles. Along the bars back wall was every hue of amber liquid in their inverted bottles; every vice that Robert seemingly had partaken in one-way shape or form! Robert turns back to the camera motioning for the bartender to pour another round!

Hey speaking unsuccessful feats! How did that doomed rumble go? You know the one, Danny! You eliminated so many men! I thought for a second you might actually pull it off! Then well my brother in arms Jimmy showed up and well we know the rest right? Danny you can’t seem to get out of your own fucking way! Another great opportunity squandered away. You had it right there in your hands and what happened? Butterfingers dropped the ball! Another great Danny Imperial collapse! But enough on your disappointments, let’s talk about that cryptic message on Savage for a moment! That sure did intimidate me! I mean I was really alarmed there for a few moments! But in that paralyzing moment of shock, I realized something! I realized you were the one giving the message, all those fearful nerves went bye, bye!

Robert laughs!

I could see the seriousness written all over your face when you were wielding that lipstick on Savage! If I told you I wasn’t shaking in my snakeskin cowboy boots would that have surprised you? It’s no surprise that a man like yourself is running around with a tube a lipstick! Were all used to gazing at you all painted up like a whore in church! Bitches usually carry around make-up! You wrote, “where’s my Har”? Now I’m not sure if you were referring to The Hart Championship if so, it’s been sitting in limbo ever since I threw it off the top of a triple story cage! It will be back with its rightful owner say what 12/6/17? Now if you are referring to my heart! Danny, I showed you first hand in our first encounter where my heart was! You saw it firsthand! So save us from all this chivalry okay! You’re a loser with a Championship belt! Nothing more nothing less! You said you are going to put me through some anguish in our match! The only discomfort I saw on Savage was the misery you put the world through having to gawk at your shit show! My question to you is this! Where's your brain?

I just can’t believe you had the audacity to ask that Savage crowd if you have ever disappointed before! I was taken back. No like really! Jaw dropped type shit! Knocked out of my seat! I think I’ve stated in this very promo you are nothing more than one huge disappointment! Danny, you can polish a turd as much as you like but in the end, it’s still just a turd! Every single damn time you step into the ring you are an utter disappointment! Hell winning The Hart Championship Was a snooze fest! During your match's, people get up and go take a piss, bought another hot dog and beer! They stopped by the XWF gift shop and bout Robert Main gear! Then the creep radar goes off the charts! There you are outside my dressing room on Savage, not just outside but you enter! Guys, we have a stage 9 clinger here! What a fucking freaky stalker! Oh, and by the way you’re lucky I was not in my dressing room or I would have beaten your scrawny ass right there on the spot no questions asked! I would have made you eat that merrier, one bloody fucking bite at a time! Speaking of freaky fucks! I wonder if you are in this very bar right now? Just hoping to get a glimpse of me, I know when you do your pants get shorter!

Suddenly a man taps Robert on the shoulder! Robert turns slowly looking to see a man laughing inebriated with a few of his friends to his right and left shoulder. Robert looks onward as the man speaks!

Drunk Guy: Robert Main?

Robert nods

Drunk Guy: Nǐ shì yīgè shībài zhě!

Robert smiles nodding

You know I can understand you right? I can speak your language?

Drunk Guy: You LOSER!

Robert laughs as the drunk guy laughs with his friends poking Robert in the chest! Robert quickly grabs the drunk guy’s hand placing him in a wrist lock. Robert applies enough pressure to let the guy know it’s about to break. Robert lets go slamming the drunk guy’s head off the bar top sending him crashing down to the floor out cold! Robert looks at the guy’s friends as they each smile and back away slowly with their hands waving Robert away! No one in the bar flinches as the man lay unconscious on the floor. Robert smiles looking into the camera noticing he did all of that with his cigar still in hand.

The nerve of some people! They get too much to drink and all of a sudden they are ten feet tall and bulletproof! Idiot! I damn near had to set my cigar down! See just how irrelevant you are Danny! A drunk nobody gets more of my attention than you! Now then! Maybe after I leave you’ll come up to the bar and take a drink out of my glass here and smoke the rest of my Cuban cigar! Just hoping to get a taste of the Omega! Jesus, now I’m worried about taking a piss, God knows you’d hop in the urinal right next to me and take a peek! Just after one peek you’d be in love forever more my friend! Plus there is a guy code ya know? If there are two urinals and one dude is pissing you either wait or hit a stall! You are a sick freak Danny Imperial! I need to take a peek around to see if you are here! God knows what you might try!

Robert looks around the bar seeing nothing but beautiful women. Robert shakes his head as the band stops and the DJ starts playing DJ Khaled "All I Do Is Win" when Robert notices a familiar face making his way through the crowd!

Shit this place is filled to the brim with women, Danny could be anywhere! But enough about Danny the party is about to pick up! What’s up brother?!?!

Robert quickly gets up off his bar stool embracing his Apex brother Jim Fucking Caedus. Over Jim’s right shoulder one half of The Tag Team Championships and one beautiful Asian woman on each arm! Jim looks at the floor noticing an unconscious Asian man lying in a pool of his own blood! Jim and his lovely ladies step over the fallen man, Jim takes a seat next to Robert laying The Tag Team Championship on the bar top, while the two women stand closely to Jim melting into him!

Congratulations brother! Very impressive as usual! Cigar? Or drink?

Thanks man! Na.. No cigar, but I’ll have whatever you are drinking! Hey….. Just to address the elephant in the room! Do you know there is an unconscious Asian man on the floor behind us?

Oh that guy! Yeah, he had too much to drink fell hit his head on and bar and that’s all she wrote!

Armatures! Bro, did I just cut off a promo? I just noticed the camera guys!

Robert motions for the bartender to get Jim a drink.

Na… I was just finishing up!

With your usual gusto I assume brother, piecin' Imperial up with the Apex pimp slap, that scathing style always leavin' me like goddaaaaaaaaamn!

Jim nods to the bartender, the man offering him a shot of the same bourbon that Robert and the XWF film crew currently enjoying. He takes it and slams the shot glass back down on the bar, squinting in momentary reaction, face contorting in a "wooooo", before smiling wide-eyed.

Speakin' o' goddaaaaamn...goddaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Nice choice brother! Tasty as fuck! Claps Robert on the back then looks to the bartender. Another, crack a new bottle if need be, I got it...even if the house should be footin' the fuckin' bill for two men sure to elevate the status of and bring in new business, ya greedy dog eater.

The bartender clearly doesn't understand. Robert hits him with the request in his own language, he complies, Jim downs the second shot.

One more! Speakin' of, on the subject o' Danny Imperial...watch that Muddog Millionaire closely brother. You can never be too careful around a mass murderer.

Mass murderer? You mean all the eliminations he scored in Doc's Shove-It rumble?

Worse. Billions of lives, brother, billions... Every interior square inch of his brown guy adobe hut is covered in the crusted veneer of his own spunk he jerks out, a thrice-daily ritual, jacking off to videos of himself jacking off...all that genetically inferior innocent jizz...what a horror show.

Jim shiver-cringes.

Diabolical bastard...it's why he gets so butthurt over any insult anyone, including me, offers up in any kinda context with semen; it reminds him of his frantic flagellicide fappery.

Robert laughs out loud cracking shot glasses with Jim as they both down another shot.

Jimmy, you are the man! I could not have said that any better myself! Danny's been butthurt for months! Anyway, the next time you decide to base jump out of, or off of anything I’m fucking going with you!

Bro you could have gone! It was one hell of an adventure!

Had to keep those guys there man! Imagine being left behind? Nothing like freezing our asses off in a foreign country! Jim, what about this uneasy alliance with you and Chaos? Your The Tag Team Champions!

I was thinking! Maybe Chris Chaos and Jenny could join The Apex brother?

Jim and Robert take another shot. Robert rolls his eyes while Jim grins from ear to ear.

It's a fuckin joke brother! Hell no those two are not joining us!

Robert smiles pulling his phone from his pocket. Robert notices he has a text from an unknown number he then reads the text out loud.

TEXT: No, No, No, No! Hell No!

Wait, what? What is this supposed to mean?

Another message rifles through. Robert reads aloud once more.

TEXT: You know what I'm talking about Bobby!

Jim looks confused as Robert looks over his shoulder and around the bar for a once over!

I'm not sure if he's watching us or what Jimmy!

Uh... Should I be concerned?

Robert shakes his head no downing another shot with Jim.

Okay! Now let’s get down to brass tax brother! I’ve found the temple and it was not an easy find brother! I had to use a lot of resources to get the location of the damn thing!

Jim, thank you! This is something I have to do! I have to get the son of a bitch out of me! One way or another! This might be my only opportunity!

Robert! Listen to me, man! I know you’re not insane! I’ve dealt with my demons in the past, you know that! We’ve talked about it going up and down the roads together! But this man! This whole Devil thing! It’s something I’ve never encountered! Getting the Devil out of you is going to be a FIGHT! One I am gladly willing to take on to help you out, my brother!

Jim, I cannot thank you enough! You are a truly a great friend! Scratch that, were family!

Robert who is that down there?

Where?

Down at the end of the bar he keeps staring at us! Do I need to go down there and crack some ass clowns skull? Plus who in the hell drinks shots that are on fire? The dumb ass isn’t putting them out man! That’s got to burn like hell going down the pipes!

Jim smiles looking down the bar at the man dressed in a fine three-piece black suit! Robert glances down noticing who this man truly is!

Jim it’s him! How….?

Him? Him who bro?

The Devil man! How the hell can you see him? You haven’t made a deal, have you?

Wait what? That’s the Devil? Holy shit bro! Wow! I’ll go down there right now man I’m not scared of shit I've killed off demons in the past, you know that!

No Jim! You can see him because he wants you to see him! He’s trying to intimidate! He knows our plan! He is going to try everything he can to stop us! We cannot let that happen!

Brother no matter what! We break you free!

Robert and Jim look down towards the end of the bar once more noticing the Devil is gone! Suddenly Robert’s phone rings. He places his phone on the bar looking at Jim. Both men stare at the phone for a moment reading unknown caller. Robert calmly presses speaker as Jim listens on eagerly!

Hello!!!

Unknown Caller: Big Shot Bob it's me!

Hey Drrrrrrrr…… Shit, I forgot about the cameras! Is everything set up and ready to go?

Unknown Caller: Bob, it took some time but I found a monk. He is willing to help...sorta. It took a lot of persuasion but he agreed to help out. I assume your other friend, whatever his name is, he found the location of the temple?

Yeah I have the coordinates we’ll send them to you!

Unknown Caller: Cool cool cool cool!! This whole thing won’t be easy but that's how I like it. How do you like it, Bob? Nevermind this isn't the time or place for that kind of talk. Fighting the true power of darkness and evil and all that jazz. Boys we are going to need a monk, God and maybe one of those ass hats who run those Mega Churches. They seem to have God's direct line. Anyway, Bobby, I'll talk to you soon!

CLICK

Robert do you think we can trust him?

Absolutely! I know him! He’s from my past and a good friend! A brother like you Jim! When I say we can trust him, you have my word!

Coming from you brother! I trust you! I notice the hot thing to your right has a thing for you!

Robert glancer over to his right taking another drink of bourbon and watched as a beautiful burnet leaned on the bar staring back at Robert, her olive eyes looked like emeralds, her silky black hair lying over her left shoulder of her black dress. Jim and Robert watched as she lolled her head to one side, pushing out her cherry red lips. Robert raise one eyebrow as Jim smiled! She wasn't drunk yet but she wasn’t drunk just yet but was giving the impression that she was. The bartender moved in to take her order in a flash, her eyes dropped only momentarily to her low cut neckline to order a drink. She twiddled her hair in a seemingly absent-minded way and giggled girlishly before ordering exactly what Jim and Robert were drinking.

Robert, kamikaze that shit!

Jimmy, please excuse me! I think I have a date with destiny! I’ll see you in a day or two! Watch your back. He knows what we are up to! He will throw anything in our path to try and stop us! We can’t let that happen! Be safe Jim! Oh and have fun tonight man! Two beautiful women? You never cease to amaze me!

Yeah I’m going to have fun tonight! By the looks of it, you are too! Don’t worry about me, man! We will meet up and get you to that temple!

Robert and Jim fist bump

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