PP yawned as he is laying down in his dimension. He then 'stands' upright and holds his right index finger up.

"I have an idea!"

He then disappears, the camera following him as he travels through all space and time, and when he appeared, he is in, what looks like, a universe that was like a comic book. Actually, it was literally a comic book. Every time he moved, it seemed like he was moving in panels. The actions being being seen like in normal comic book words to show they did something. Every word he spoke, would look like a bubble above his head. And all of this with a voice over as if Stan Lee was narrating everything.

"Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, True Believers!"

He said as he is seen walking across the streets of what seemed like New York. He looks up above, seeing Spider-Man web slinging across the city

"Hey, Spidey!"

Spider-Man then looks down and waves to Phantom Panzer, before swinging towards a building, landing on the side before dropping down to meet PP.

"Hey there. Going to a circus or something? What's with the get-up?"

Panzer looks down at his clownish look then eyeballs Spider-Man

"I feel like clowning around. Duh!"

Spider-Man looks at Panzer and shrugs his shoulders.

"So, is there something I can help y-?"

Panzer interrupts him, with his speech bubble covering the rest of what Spidey's was going to say

"Well, there's something you can do for me, @#$*%. Wait, I can't use the f word!? G-dangit! Whatever, whatever, let's get through this ish."

What happened next was actual fight that unfolded over what seemed like a normal comic book length. In real time, what was happening is the following:

PP aimed for a right hook to Original PP's face, but thanks to his Spidey Sense, he dodged it, and went into combat mode. PP started to advance upon him, throwing many jabs and hooks at Peter, but each one dodged easily. Phantom began to throw some kicks at OPP, which are again dodged. PP smirked, and soon the buildings began to warp around them. being changed until they were nothing but a large, nigh indestructible dome over their heads. Soon, the ground began to shift and pillars began to sprout fast from the ground, aiming at Spider-Man, all the while PP is fighting him. Kicks, punches and pillars are being thrown at the Original PP, Peter Parker, putting his Spidey Sense to work. It wasn't long before the constant onslaught began to wear the Spider-Man down slightly, and he was grazed in the right thigh by a pillar and soon Panzer capitalized on it by sending a kick straight to his leg, forcing Spider-Man's upper body momentum to be sent forward, just enough for Panzer to go for an uppercut, but Spidey got out of the blow's way. He then used his web to start swinging about, as more pillars began to fly at him.

"Awww, c'mon Spider-Man. What? You can't deal with me? That's sad. Oh and, hey, I have a question for you. Do you know that in the universe I'm from, you're actually kind of a joke in movies and some of the older cartoons? Yeah. It's weird. Tobey Maguire actually played you for three movies, and ruined your cred for a bit after the second movie in a trilogy of them. Then Andrew Garfield took up the mantle, and while it did okay, both movies were not exactly good enough. However, there's some huuuuge possibility with the new actor portraying you, nerd. His name is Tom Holland. He seemed to do well in a live action Civil War movie. Which didn't revolve around you like it did here, in your universe, but purely revolved around Cap and Tony. Anyway. Just want to let you know that. And now that is going to be burned into your headmeat until this is retconned.

He then saw a large hand coming to the pages that had been forced to appear because of PP's interference. They look up and soon they are hurled towards someone else, that then begins to shred the pages, showing this was going to be kept from being placed into print. PP then waved to Peter Parker.

"Adios, muchacho!"

He then disappeared from the comic, and was once again with his camera and his Dimension.

"Man, I was almost DELETED!

On another note. Where the FUCK is McBride and Mezian? Where the fuck are you punk ass bitches?! ARE YOU TWO GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT OR WHAT?! Looks like I'm going to absolutely DESTROY your asses. There's no fight in ya both! You two talked some fucking shit, about how you were going to fight me, but guess what? YOU FUCKOS CAN'T EVEN GRAB YOUR BALLS AND COME PLAY WITH ME!

Fuck off the both of you. Don't show up to the match, just let me fucking win by default. You two ain't much of a challenge if you fucks can't even show your fucking mugs. How are you two going to climb the fucking ladder and become better recognized in this company as something other than fucking failures, if you don't have the cajones to fucking try to beat me, a FUCKING CLOWN!

I'm done with ya's both. If you ain't gonna fight, then this ain't fun. If you two don't fucking show some testicular fortitude, then you both will be anally destroyed like the little you are."