Brock Lesnar
Eat. Sleep. Conquer the Streak.
XWF FanBase: Men, some teens (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)
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07-15-2015, 09:32 AM
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"Hello XWF. For those that do not know me, my name is Sal. I'm a lawyer. No, I have one better for you. I'm the best fucking lawyer there is! The last time I was seen was hanging around Elisha, or Eric Rex, and Eli James. I'm here to add to Mr. Ozymandias announcement to you all that Brock Lesnar has been reinstated.
The XWF has been full of idiots. I'm not talking about competitors. I'm talking about general managers! I'm talking about office workers! I'm talking about owners! I'm talking about anyone who has a say so in running this damn company. Mr. Heyman did a beautiful job when he acquired the services of Mr. Lesnar in a dual citizenship, so-to-speak, to help rid this company of the idiots who were competitors. In doing so, Brock worked with the WWE and XWF, and did his job quite well. He led two other gentlemen into a XWF Trio Championship match and took them to victory.
Mr. , whether away or here you, sir, are the main idiot.
You allowed former general managers to gang up on my client, Mr. Lesnar, and push him away from the XWF. Not only that, but you removed his name from payroll which is in breach of contract.
Mr. Lesnar did you several favors, such as:
Ended what was left of the Black Circle in that Trio Title Match
Destroyed Anonymous and Elisha
Gave meaning and prestige to the now gone XWF Trio Titles
Ended Griffin MacAlister's career
Got rid of Giovanni Ferrari for good
Got rid of the Spaceman, Supernova or whatever he liked to be called
He gave meaning to your pathetic company, Mr. . Then you try to push him out.
Mr. Heyman and Mr. Lesnar approached me, and I gladly accepted this case. I presented evidence to Mr. Ozymandias. Since the XWF is full of idiots, luckily there are a few who understand business and are intelligent. Thank God.
Thanks to the meeting and events that unfolded, and Mr. Ozymandias handling it very well, we are not suing the XWF.
Brock Lesnar has decided to return and fulfill his original contract agreement that Mr. Heyman and Mr. Lesnar constructed.
Thank you Mr. Ozymandias for being a god-send. Mr. owes you a raise.
And by the way, if any of you need a good lawyer, give me a ring... especially if it's against that dumb fuck Mr. Shane ."
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