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The camera pans across the live studio audience as the opening theme to Jeopardy! plays. Nearly drowned out by the applause of the crowd, the music stops, and the camera focuses on Jeopardy!'s host.

"Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to Jeopardy! I'm your host, Young Alex Trebek. Let's meet our contestants."


The camera switches over to the panel where the three contestants stand in their separate booths. It focuses in on the first contestant.

"He was an Austrian-German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party. He was chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and dictator of Nazi German from 1933 to 1945. The centre of Nazi Germany, World War II in Europe, and the Holocaust. Ladies and gentleman, the Ghost of Adolf Hitler."

The camera focuses on the Nazi.

"Ich werde die Welt zu zerstören !"

"Thank you, Ghost of Hitler. Now, onto our next contestant."

The camera switches to the middle contestant.

"This wheelchair bound former XWF part time contender is a former one-time Universal Champion, a former four-time X-Treme Champion, the first and only ever Fomer Champion, and a twenty-four-time Heavyweight Metal Champion. Tush recently passed away from the injuries received from his match at the XWF's most recent event. Ladies and gentleman, the Ghost of Tush."

"Fuk you Trebek! Gt rekt, fgt!"

The camera then focuses on the third and final contestant.

"A current competitor in the XWF. He is the reigning and defending X-Treme Champion, a 24/7 Briefcase holder, and the King of the XWF. Ladies and gentleman, Doctor Louis D'Ville!"

Hello, my friend.

The camera focuses on the Host as the categories appear on the large screen.

"Ghost of HItler, you're our defending champion, select your category."

"Der Holocaust war nur der Anfang ! Die ganze Welt wird auf das NS-Regime wieder beugen !"

"Okay..... World Leaders for $100?"

The screen turns blue and the answer appears on the board.

"The President of the United States from 1933 until his death in 1945. He came into power during the Great Depression on a promise to heal the country. Prior to the attack on Pearl Harbor, he also aided the Allies without declaring war. He died in office two weeks prior to the surrender of Germany."

The Ghost of Hitler beeps in.

"Nein! Nein! Deutschland nie aufgibt ! Deutschland wird die Welt beherrschen ! Nieder mit den Juden!"

*BOMP BOMP*

"Sorry Ghost of Hitler, you must answer in the form of a question."

The Doctor rings in next.

"Your answer, Doctor?"

Who is Franklin D. Roosevelt, Mister Trebek.

"That is correct, $100 dollars to the Doctor. Since you answered correctly, your choice of category."

I choose Digestive Disorders for $500, my friend.

Instead of the blue screen coming up, the screen flips around, and the "laser" sound of the Daily Double pops on the screen!


"Okay, Doctor. This is our Daily Double. Look up to the screen Doctor and the answer will be revealed."

"The average human digestive tract is home to as many as one thousand species of microorganisms. Most of them harmless, or even helpful, under normal circumstances. But when something upsets the balance of these organisms in your gut, otherwise harmless bacteria can grown out of control and make you sick. As the bacteria overgrow, they release toxins that attack the lining of the intestines, causing this condition."

What is Clostiridium difficile colitis.

"That is correct!"

$1100 then appears above the Doctor's name.

"Add a thousand dollar wager and the Doctor takes a commanding lead here!"

The Ghost of Tush begins pressing the buzzer repeatedly over again.

"Fgt! Get rekt you fukin whor."

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

As the Host is ready to start the next round he talks over the beeping.

"Good job, contestants! Now onto Double Jeopardy! Doctor you're in the lead, choose a category."

The Doctor looks up to the screen and picks a category from the few new ones listed.

Kush for $500.

Tush begins nailing his buzzer even more.

"Pik me fgt! Pik Tush! Onleee Tush nose dat kush!"

"Very popular because of it's mental high. Especially among artists. Jimi Hendrix names a song after the strain and rapper Camron did the same for his fourth studio album."

The Ghost of Tush still hasn't stopped beating on the buzzer.

"Ghost of Tush, you're answer."

"Wat es da Purpel Hazz!"

"That is correct!"

"Fgt! Gimme dat kush agan! En me five hunna. Enn pik me dat kush category a-gen. Kush fer thousand plz."

"This strain was the 1995 Cannabis Cup Winner and is known for having one of the highest percentages of THC."

The Ghost of Hitler beeps in.

"Fgt!"

"Ghost of Hitler, your answer please?"

"Alle von euch Menschen beugen ! Ich werde zurückkehren und töten die Welt!"

"Again, you have to answer in the form of a question."

The Doctor buzzes in.

"FGT! STA AWAY FRM MA KUSH!!"

What is the White Widow, Mister Trebek.

"That is correct!"

"I fukin knew that fgt! Fuk u!"

Another $1000 adds onto the Doctor's total.

"Okay, contestants! We are now ready for Final Jeopardy! How Final Jeopardy! works is I will read the answer and you all have a chance to answer. Write the answer in the form of a question on the pad in front of you with the amount you wish to wager. Contestants. Are you ready?"

"Sieg Heil!"

The Ghost of HItler stands in attention with his right arm pointed in the air towards the Host.

"Okay contestants. The category is 18th Century Psychiatry."

"Tush gona push dat kush, fgt. Fek u. Fek u n die."

"In France in the early 1800s, Phillipe Pinel and this prson introduced the idea of the traitement morale, that is, using empathy and compassion as treatments, and they began to develop basic diagnostic categories. We'll give you a few minutes for your answer."

The Jeopardy! theme music plays as the contestants each write in their answer. After a minute the theme finishes with the normal bass drum, "bom, bom", and the Host speaks up again.

"Okay contestants, pencils down."

All the contestants place their writing utensil on the desk and wait for the Host.

"Okay, Ghost of Hitler, let's see your answer."

A swastika appears on the screen in front of the Ghost of Hitler.

"Heil Hitler! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!"

"Okay, a swastika is the incorrect answer, sorry. I see no wager on your board so the champion remains at zero dollars. Onto the Ghost of Tush."

A very detailed picture of a penis shows up on the screen in front of the Ghost of Tush. With "fgt" written below it.

"Qwit starin at ma dik, fgt. Fukin queer."

"Okay, that is also the incorrect answer. Without a wager the Ghost of Tush remains at five hundred. Doctor?"

Who is Jean Etienne Esuirol appears across the Doctor's screen followed by a wager of $10,000.

"Who is Jean Etienne Esuirol is correct and we have a new Jeopardy champion! Congratulations to Doctor Louis D'Ville!"

The "laser" sound goes off again and the Doctor's total appears on his screen.

"The new champion has a total of $13, 100! Any words for our audience? How do you feel?"

Well, I must say Mister Trebek, I feel pretty good right now. I have recently defended my XWF X-Treme Championship and feel on top of the world! An unstoppable force that is going to reap across the XWF like no other. The upcoming event will surely be a grand event indeed. Mystery prizes, mystery games, and mystery opponents! Surely by now, the entire XWF knows that it does not matter who is placed against the Doctor in any type of event, they will surely fail. This will just be another fine example of that.

"Okay Jeopardy! fans, until next time. I'm Young Alex Trebek and this was Jeopardy!"

The Jeopardy! theme plays again as the credits appear on the screen for those watching at home.