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War of Words in the Lords Favor
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01-04-2015, 10:09 PM

I will lift, up my eyes to the hills. From where comes my help? My help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth. He will not allow your foot to be moved; he who keeps you will not slumber. Behold, he who watches over Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. The Lord shall protect you; the Lord is your shelter at your right hand. The sun shall not burn you by day, nor the moon by night. The Lord shall preserve you from all evil; the Lord shall preserve your soul. The Lord shall preserve your going out and your coming in from this time forth, and forevermore.




Allow me to continue where I lift off with Aerial Knight in hopes that he might actually learn something useful during out times together. Before I begin I notice the quotes that you make from me, they are little clips that at first listen they come off like something stupid and I know why you are going it, it’s because you are trying to make me look like a fool by showing that I do not have the cognitive capacity to form a proper argument by using the “WoW” factor as my only defense against you and Wallace. You quoted me as saying this

"It is interesting how you claim rest when it is obviously they are gone 100%." Then followed it up with “Much like your dad”. if you could please tell me what I was talking about because that sentence makes no sense all by it’s self, with it’s full form it was meaningful and would shut you down but you only want people to see and know what you tell them because without the art of lies and video clipping you would be nothing more than a laughingstock. I’ve watched past promo’s and you are known for the same thing against everyone, you clip, snip and paste it all together to make a point that is so far off base that people have no choice but to dismiss or accept. Considering the people here in the XWF at this time, they are not going to question you on what the point actually was, they take it for what you say it is. I ask all of those watching to investigate the facts and give me an honest feeling, I may attract much negative attention because of the name but I assure you that I am far from a fabricator of truths, I play only in reality and I ask that you decide for your own self’s and not by the opinions of others. Do not think me ignorant because I have proven to know everything I speak of and if I am wrong please correct me. I am mortal just like you all. The word of God is my only claim.


Quote:"By that logic, demons can't lose either. You're a human, right? I'd hope so, otherwise you'd have to explain to Mary what dad did to her to make such a creature. Anyways, as I was saying, if brave enough and cunning enough, a human can defeat a God, whether by dumb luck or true skill. People have beaten Mystica, Evertrust, and Azrael, the man who solely disproves your religion and everything about it."


I can tell by your words that I am rubbing off on you. I only capitalize the “G” in God no matter where it appears, gives it power in my speech and separates it from false gods, with an “S” at the end. I think you are starting to believe I am something more than a hack, I have the righteous heart and the ability to conquer even the most blackest of souls.
Demon’s are not gods, they are much like Angel’s, they can be conquered and destroyed. I said only Gods cannot lose, true Gods will remain undefeated in every battle they enter. In the great battle of Heaven and hell, God won because he knew there was a need for Satan still, Satan is no god but an aspiring prophet. God, our father is the only God and he will never fall no matter what the battle. You mistake my words for something else because I clearly stated that GODS will never lose and there is only one God.
I will not have to explain myself to God or Mother Mary that I lost. I’ve said this probably 9 times since Monday that I am no God, I am the son of God and I have no powers other than what you see. I cannot cure the sick, I can only help them as much as I am able, soothe their suffering. Are we clear or do I need to explain it 9 more times?
Those men you so desperately grasp to as evidence that there is in fact a God or in your case, Gods. They are all false and only claiming for television ratings. Was Superman a God? No, no he was not. How about the Predator? Nor was he a god, just a man in a suit. So don’t begin to tell me something that clearly is false and try and sell me the oil of snake because those are the devils elixirs and I will have none of that.
There is nothing that can prove or disprove THE RELIGION OF CHRISTIANITY, it isn’t just mine, it is the religion of many. Azrael is a showman, much like Houdini he built his career on the backs of tricks and lies and has done well for himself. Does this make him a bad person? No. because he does it for the entertainment of others and he himself knows the truth. He never claimed to have been more than a God outside the outfit. Your argument just caved in yet again. I am sorry if you can’t do better than trying to tell stories of the Big bad Wolf to a man who can already see the ending or the story. Do you know what happened at the end? The wolf died. Don’t take that as a threat on your life because I wouldn’t do that, it was a mere expelling of facts, the wolf did die.



Quote:"...How do you even...never mind, you're Jesus, so you must have been brought down some technology years back before it was really a thing. The point is, if you can actually look up some of their archived shows and removed any bull**** about how all of this is choreographed and pre-planned to go exactly how the producers want it, you'll be able to find out that what you're seeing isn't CGI. In fact, it's all happening before you, right in front of your very eyes, and you say that none of it is real."


How do I even what, Knight? How do I even begin to make valid points? How do I continue to slaughter ever argument you throw at me? Or is it how I continue to be relevant?
I don’t think you actually watch my promo’s, I think you have someone else watch them and write your lines and not even the same person because I’ve explained these things several times now. No, we can’t prove that it wasn’t CGI or choreographed anymore than we can, except the fact that I’ve been around for a long time and not until lately has their been sighting of such things and wouldn’t you know it, its when graphic design is at the height of it’s popularity. There are things that obviously you will never grasp. Your parents are Santa Clause, they were the Easter Bunny, they were the Tooth Fairy and you were an accident. They say that spermicidal cream is only 98% effective and they no longer sell it because it caused brain damage to the unborn baby. Just be happy you weren’t a Thalidomide baby because God chose the lesser of the two sufferings. Like I said before, remember? The one about the fool? I say this because you said “In fact, it's all happening before you, right in front of your very eyes, and you say that none of it is real." Well, its obviously a recording to how can it be happening right before my eyes? Am I right? I wasn’t there, or was I? Truth is that you weren’t there either and that should bring question into your mind since the beginning. Like children, some will never question the obvious. Question God but not the fantasy on television. Do you also believe in Harry Potter?




Quote:"I don't think you understand how shocking this really is! Jesus Christ, the man who ascended to heaven and came back down to visit all of his supporters on his spiritual voyage, says that a chair tornado and an elephant crushing a man with it's own fecal matter is unreal. ****ing wow, man, I think we just reached a breakthrough! Oh, and as for your whole 'not everything on TV is truthful' bit, yeah, you're right, not a lot on television can be trusted. Like you saying that you're the very same son of God who died for our sins. Jesus just can't decide to become a wrestler unless he was really into the sport, like Azrael. I find a man who wants to purify the most unclean souls in mankind kind of doubtful."


A few things, I did not ascend from heaven, I was born on earth and what is saying I wasn’t born on earth a second time? Like the SECOND COMING OF CHRIST, says it right there in this little book called the BIBLE. Second coming.
The elephant crushing a man with fecal matter actually happened. It wasn’t as much as crushed as it did suffocate the man. A man sitting on top of a tornado is fake, the suction alone would have sucked him inside but for the sake of these games, if he were in fact a god then the chair at the very least would have been sucked out from underneath him, the camera’s would have been destroyed and I am sure many died, in fact if these men did half of what you say then why don’t they rule a country? Ban together and rule the world? It’s because they are on the WcW of wrestling. Everyone knows that Wednesday Warfare is nothing but fantasy with some fighting. That’s why I chose Monday Madness because I am as real as the trees and dirt, you can touch and feel. I am real.
Did I demand that you believe me when I say I’m the true son of God? I give you all the option to believe, there is no harm in believing. Most choose to believe their parents love them even if it isn’t true. The comforting thought is what makes the feeling real. I don’t expect you to do anything except ask questions so I can answer them, I do grow inpatient when it comes to the same questions over and over, I mean, what’s there to do next? Read the bible verse for verse over and over until you understand? I don’t have that much time on earth for a single man. Read a book, more specifically, read the bible.



Quote:"Well that's no way to treat one of your dad's creations. I don't think you can expect to go back to the Holy land and expect a pat on the back for saying such blasphemy. Were you hugged enough as a child or whipped too hard as a adult? Because you have quite a few sins of your own, as shown by the book itself. Yes, kings did change the bible for their own gain, but unless you plan on releasing an updated version where you and your dad aren't egocentric, vengeful creatures, it's the one I'm sticking with."


Are you admitting that you believe in God now? There is no where in the bible that says ignorance will be tolerated. The fact that you are stuck on the same 3 things this entire week spells out the answer you are looking for “F O O L”. ever hear of the saying “desperate times call for desperate measures”? Consider what is happening here one of those times, I already said I have faults of my own and that the book has it moments. You want an updated copy? I’ll tell you what, I’ll get started on it as soon as I’m done here and I can guarantee that few things will change. Do I need a pat on the back for what I’ve done here? No, God himself flooded the earth and killed everything, he killed everyone is Sodom and he tested his followers to see their loyalty. What I do here is nothing compared to that. If we were to go by the bibles take on the situation, I should kill you but that’s not my thing. I am here to spread his word and in order to regain popularity I need to do what is popular. Stick with what you please.




I believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all ages. Light of Light, true God of true God, begotten not created, of one essence with the Father through whom all things were made. For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary and became man. He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and he suffered and was buried. On the third day he rose according to the Scriptures. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and dead. His kingdom will have no end. And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of life, who proceeds from the Father, who together with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified, who spoke through the prophets. In one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. I expect the resurrection of the dead. And the life of the ages to come. Amen.


Quote:"As your attitude shows, I don't think I want to believe in a man that's willing to push himself as a man better than all of humankind. Especially if that man wants me to call myself a dog and label myself much lower than his supporters. However, I do believe in this: INRI. Hope you like seeing that word again."


My attitude reflects a man who is tired of playing games with the same child. As any adult there is a limit to my patients. At what point did I try and push myself to look better than all mankind? Show me, because I did no such thing. I’ve sat here and answered question’s that you should have already known the answers to. Did I tell you to call yourself a dog? I do no remember this, I remember calling you a fool. Since when is a fool a dog? A dog can actually save people and knows loyalty unlike a fool. I can tell this, I’ve already won the battle of words, and I have no idea what INRI means so it is not that important at this particular time.
With so little time to go I can only see one thing left for you both to do, to try and get the last word in on me. I can understand why you would want to, everyone wants to as a way of showing some kind of verbal victory over one another and I will allow you both that over me. I am not a greedy man, I’ve come to defend our fathers name against the demons that litter this federation. Aerial Knight was suppose to be something more than what he turned out to be and it is sad that he became such a disappointment. I didn’t think he was going to just jump in and join me in the favor of the lord. TJ Wallace is also one of those people that I thought would have offered more, could it be that I, Jesus Christ am just not trashable? Is it one thing to talk about me behind my back but to my face have nothing to say except questions that have been answered multiple times if you would just listen. If you can’t listen then I will ask for the XWF to print my words so you can read them and if that still doesn’t work I am sure your mother would still be happy enough to read to you my words as you go to sleep at night.
Can it really be a problem to properly trash talk Jesus Christ? I mean, I know you all claim to be non believers but when it boils down to what you grew up with and the overall possibility that It might all be true. Even Aerial Knight said he was an Agnostic, not atheist so that gives some wiggle room for the lord to prove his worth.


[A man walks in and whispers in Jesus Christ’s ear]


Looks like I spoke too soon. TJ Wallace just released another promo I am sure is beating around the bush with questions already answered.

So you say you were not protecting the me when you intervened and told him to watch his mouth? Are you aware that is not actually messing with people? That is teaching manners to the less fortunate. Like I said before, you cannot volunteer being an apostle, you are chosen. I chose you for your willingness to back people off when I was being assaulted verbally when I first arrived. I understand why you are doing this to me now, it is what you are paid for but know that for every foul word you speak it is another day you’ll have to spend in Purgatory.



Quote:Also he said I’m a Christian because I used the words ‘our God’ in a sentence. How does that make me a Christian? That makes no ****in’ sense. Yes I believe in God, but that doesn’t make me a Christian. I can be Baptist, or Jewish.


These are your words and I am glad I actually get to talk on these words. The word “CHRISTIAN” Pertains to anyone believing in Christ. Using the term “OUR GOD” pertains to a majority ruling of who’s god. Baptists are CHRISTIANS as are CATHOLIC’S and MORMONS just because they follow a different curriculum and teaching about it. If you were Jewish you would still fall under THE SAME GOD. The Jew’s believe there is the same god but what makes it different is that they believe that Jesus Christ has yet to come, I would be false to them. I don’t think you really know the difference between the religious groups or the true meaning of some of the words that fall out of your mouth.

I don’t know where people get the idea that I walk around here like I own the place. It’s not like I walked through the doors and pointed at the plant on the secretary’s desk and said “Look at this! My father and I made that!” I came in humble and I didn’t push people around.
Ah yes, going to the inventing religions thing. A Frodoist? Peterist? And a laneist. Well, now I can tell who wrote your cue cards. I feel that this is more Vinnie Lane than TJ Wallace considering I had to deal with you all week, was I really that hard to top that you had to get help from a man with the reputation of being the biggest baby in the federation? You think he is so great? Great for what? Losing the Extreme title because he fell asleep? Really? You aspire to be this man? I really don’t know what to say, well, you are the company you keep until the end of days. Want to be a puppet for the less fortunate? I can tell when some ones words are not their own and these are out of your class.

I guess my points I made about all the horrible things that happened in history fell on deaf ears. There are things that go on behind the scenes that you will never understand. Do you think that when the United States Government has people go undercover and that cover is blown, do they go in and save that person? No, there are very few acceptations and were talking VERY few. The same happens with God. When forced to choose between floods why do you think people die? The innocent children and such, it’s because they are not meant to suffer. If God blocked the entire flood then there would be something worse elsewhere. Ever think that some of those things are actually penance for sins committed by man? Oil floods in the ocean, Nuclear bombs and all the other atrocities that have happened caused by man?

I will say I’ve noticed that you took a lot of trademarked sayings from others here, first you have Vinnie Lane writing your cards, you took from Tush and Peter Gilmour. Who is next on your travels? Are you going to have Morbid Angel beat people in black face for you? Swagmire shoot the children of anyone that crosses you? Perhaps you’ll take to eating potatoes? Please do a everyone a favor and be yourself and try not be someone else to please the masses. All I have to say to Aerial Knight is this. In the ring If I defeat you, you must accept me into your heart and I will save you from yourself.

Only time will tell what can happen next. I may have won the war or words but will I win the war in the ring and honor our heavenly father? May God have mercy on your souls. Let us pray.




I am no longer my own, but yours.
Put me to what you will; put me with whom you will.
Put me to doing; put me to suffering.
Let me be employed by you or laid aside for you.
Let me be exalted for you, or laid low for you.
Let me be full; let me be empty.
Let me have all things; let me have nothing.
I freely and heartily yield all things to your pleasure and disposal.
And now, blessed and glorious God--Father, Son, and Holy Spirit--you are mine and I am yours.
So be it.
May this covenant that I make on Earth be ratified in Heaven.
Amen.



[Out of Character-A special thank you to Doctor Louis D’ville for helping me with some inside information that I hadn’t yet learned]

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