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Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (08-11-2014)

Eli James decided to take a few days away and drive himself into the mountains of Tennessee. Upon arriving at the bottom of the mountain, he takes a packed carry bag and starts to climb. A rainstorm seems to be making its way slowly into the area but he doesn't stop. After three hours of climbing.. he makes it to the top and settles there for the evening. He removes everything from his bag and sets up a small little tent.. as well as makes a small fire near while the sun begins to set.

"Heh. People may think I'm going to go a bit wild after I lost to Mark Flynn, but why would I? After everything I've shared with people in the open.. they still wait for me to crash down because of a purpose from the temporary. How quick are people to forget. It's why so many are easy to be persuaded to go in one direction. All ya need is time for them to forget.. and they'll go wherever."

Eli takes a small piece of bread from his jacket and a bottle of wine. He unwraps the bread and opens the bottle of wine.

"I eat this bread and drink this cup as a remembrance of the truth that I testify about. May I always remember the broken body and soul that was given as a sacrifice on that day.. and may some come to that same realization as we build the kingdom of truth and the Almighty."

Eli takes a small bite from the bread and starts to drink the wine.

"Speakin' of truth... heh. Aidan makes claims that seem to be all in his head. You haven't lost in a singles match. Do ya know what that tells me? Nothing, man. A man can out of the blue and tell the world he's eaten a 1,000 hotdogs in under 5 minutes. What he wouldn't tell ya is the hotdogs were chopped up into smaller 'bites' and he considered each 'mini hotdog bite' a hotdog. So really.. he probably only ate four hotdogs in under 5 minutes. He tried to make people believe he was unstoppable. He wanted to be a someone so he exaggerated the truth so the world would call him a someone.

Aidan.. this is where your claim comes in.

You've defeated 30 plus people in a singles match and haven't lost yet. How many of those 30 people were a someone? How many of those 30 were a top competitor?

Do ya know who I first fought in the XWF? A man named World 1 International. His record was something like 3-20. Three wins in twenty three matches.

A difference I can already see between us, man, is you love to exaggerate and I simply tell the truth. You don't need to list the 30+ guys you've faced or to tell about their history.. but I'm sure you will because you wanna be seen as a someone. The truth is you said that little fact because you want to believe your own hype. You need to believe it because everything else in your life has come to be a failure.

You came in immediately into a new company, and asked for a Universal Title match. You are like the kid who couldn't beat Mario Brothers until the secrets were revealed and cheats became available. You couldn't do it the hard way.. you had to be the kid and pout. Unfortunately, man.. while you may take me lightly... I assure ya.. don't. I don't say that to be a threat to ya.. I say that to help ya. So many have underestimated me over the years and have come short. Listen to the voices of the past and those who I ended.. they will speak loud for me.

You are a little child that can't make up his mind what he wants to say or prove to me.

".. in the 30+ matches I’ve competed in, I’ve lost ZERO singles matches. Yeah, there’s been a few six man cage matches in other companies that I’ve lost but what the fuck, who cares." If ya don't care about the matches ya lost.. why should I care about the matches you've won?

Oh, it's because you need me to care.

You need us all to care about Aidan Collins. If we didn't care.. then who would ya be? A nobody.

It's great to hear ya say you've got more skill in your pinky that I have in my entire body. This little comparison comes to a guy no one knows who ya are.. more speficially me. So, am I just to take your word for it little child? Are you the boy that must cry wolf so I'll pay attention to ya?

If I'm not so great.. if I'm gonna be an easy victory for ya.. then let me ask ya.. why talk so much about your past victories? Why do ya have the need to talk yourself up so much? Do you really need to tell the weak link about all your accomplishments? Heh. The truth is you're afraid of me and need this match to become a somebody.

And since ya told me to look you up online and said we could google your name and see the response as "the greatest wrestler alive." Let's see..

So do we take your word for it, or the search engine you proclaimed to use as accurate? Someone isn't telling the truth.

That's just one lie, Aidan.

Another lie is I heard ya call yourself the "Greatest of All Time." That's a strange title to call yourself, man. Of All Time? Were you around when time began? Will you be around when time will decease? If so, then I would get ya calling yourself that but you being here for a limited amount of time, I'm not so sure you can really call yourself that.

The things you said don't seem to be really true, man. So how can we even believe half of what you shared?"

Eli looks down and starts to shake his belly a little.. and starts to laugh.

"Do ya know how many fat jokes I've heard? A lot. Another obvious fat joke. It's really great to hear the creative minds of people, such as yourself, stooping to that level. I mean, what's next? "Eli, you're hair is long. The only people that have long hair are rockstars or girls, and you're not a rockstar." Is that what's next, Aidan? Oh, maybe you'll talk about my eye color or the way I talk with my southern voice. Nevermind, heh.. you called me a hillbilly. Good one.

I'm so glad you were able to make your presence known with jokes about my weight and where I come from. You are definitely Universal Champion material. Shane

.. Ozy.. Paul Heyman.. Gio.. Archie.. Tigris.. sound the alarm.. the new level of champion material is here. He's the great Aidan Collins! He makes fat jokes to fat people... he makes fun of the location you've come from.. and even better.. he can't tell the truth!

THIS IS WHAT I'VE COME BACK TO END! It's people like you who say all these lies and people buy into it. Heh. You want Eli James? See what you can do against this fat hillbilly.

Since we're on names.. let's look at your nickname.. Blizzard. Do ya know what Blizzards are, Aidan? They are a storm here one day and GONE THE NEXT! Hehe. Is that what you are? Is that why you're nick named Blizzard? You spook people out and make people panic at the stores to gather food.. then leave a few days later. You come in the XWF.. ask for a title shot... tell me how great you are.. tell me how easy I'm going to be.. then you talk about you losing matches in the XWF.. and you think I'm afraid of that? Hehehe.

I've seen far more scarier things than a little prep trying to talk shit.

I've come across far more talent than you.. including your ever-so-impressive no single loss.

You make fun of my family lineage and yet talk up your short wrestling career? I see jealousy. I see the little boy wonder who never could quite become Batman.

There's no desperation to find out who ya are, Aidan. You're the one that came out challenging for the Unversial title.. and making all these big claims. We don't care who you are.. I don't care who you are.. because when it all comes down to the end.. you're just like everyone else.. a liar who wants to be a someone in this temporary world.

Your purpose is gonna be short-lived.

When people hear the name Blizzard.. it won't be associated with Aidan Collins. Nah, man. It's gonna be associated with a few snow sprinkles that were lit on fire by Eli James.. in other words Aidan.. the Blizzard never had a chance to land.

Let's hear it, Aidan. Let's hear more fat jokes.. hillbilly jokes.. and let us hear about your great career. The truth is.. it doesn't matter to me.

I've challenged and called out much tougher men than you. I'm still standing.

Stop talking and let your actions speak. I can't wait for your actions to be seen for what they really are.. dead and non-existent."

Eli smiles and finishes off the bread and continues to drink the wine.

"The rayne storm left... I guess it's time for the blizzard to follow."

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