The scene cuts as the British General Manager is sat in his black leather chair, faced away from the camera.

He spins to face the camera and his emotionless face becomes the center of attention. He coughs before speaking fiercely.

"I would like all of you to listen to these words. Miranda Tigris & Giovanni Ferrari need to be put down a couple of pegs. Next month, at the pay-per-view, there will be a triple threat match and all three of us need to find a representative. So now, I would like all of you who believe in true authority, who believe in Archie Lawson, to step forward with your hand raised so that I can select someone to fight for me against these two false leaders. I need these Bragging Rights.

Hehehahahoho isn't this something to behold?

Archie Lawson wants you!

Everybody wants...

I will do you one better Mr. Lawson, I will offer up my services to any of the three General Managers, no that's not right...let's try this again. I will offer up my services any of the three powerless fiends looking to carve out a little piece for themselves.

And in return?

Hehehehehe...well that's the very best part.

I want nothing. Nothing at all from any of you. Because you have nothing to offer.

You have nothing.

You're more than welcome to have your desire of nothing if you will fight for me good sir.

Whahahahahaha it appears we have ourselves a good ole fashion accord.

I'll see you at the Pay Per View.

Apologies Frodo, it seems I've already struck a deal with the new local mad man, I'm not sure how Steve Davids will feel that there's someone even crazier than him here though...

I like guys on suit. You know, not like some sort of gay thing. I think it's elegant. And I'm good at wrestle. So Clean's your boy.

It seems I have a number of men willing to back my cause. Frodo, Lucena, e-mail me. I have something to discuss in regards to next Wednesday.

"I see this as a business opportunity for me to advertise my services to,


"Anyone but you, Lawson. Nothing personal of course. You already have your man. If either of the other GMs would like to put up some cash to guarantee their win, I am that man.

1-900-487-DOCA

I am sure we can come to another sort of arrangement.