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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-01-2015, 08:43 PM**

Wow. These are your champions? The XWF had way better champions back when I was at the top.

So I'm back.

That means I get my title shots. I'll beat all three of you. So who's the lucky volunteer.

WHO'S THE FIRST LOSER TO SPIN

THE WHEEL OF XTREME?

Justin Sane · **03-01-2015, 09:15 PM**

".....wow."

**Vincent Lane** · **03-01-2015, 09:20 PM**

You left one out, dude.

How are you, Hero? I'm "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane. You might know me better as your girlfriend's favorite wrestler. I'm the longest-reigning Federweight Champion in XWF history, and I'm also the undisputed number one contender to the Universal Championship.

One of my favorite things to do, man, is to wait for you old timers to pop up and start squawking about how awesome you were back in your day, then swinging my hammer and crushing your ugly mug like a game of Whack-A-Chump.

But yeah, focus on those other guys. You have a better chance.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-01-2015, 09:37 PM**

Hey NOCMM, can you handle this rock-and-loser? I need to finish this game of bridge.

NOCMM: Sure Mr. Xtrem-

It's Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9.

NOCMM: Sure thing, Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9. It's nice to meet you Mr. Lane. I'm No one can manage me, Hero Xtreme 7.9's manager. He said I should handle the meetings of worthless gay people who probably like animals, and that he only wants to talk to main eventers. Anyway, it looks like you're going to need an amendment on your undisputed #1 contender status. You see, before you arrived, back in the old days of XWF, my client earned a Universal title shot and never cashed it in. Just thought I should let you know that you aren't the only number one contender.

NOCMM snickers.

NOCMM: You're actually more like the #2 contender because

NOCMM snickers again.

NOCMM: You stink. Like a #2.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-01-2015, 09:45 PM**

(03-01-2015, 09:15 PM)Justin Sane Said: ".....wow."

Usually I only amaze ladies. Are you gay? We all already know you're a chumpion and that you were handed that belt because you look like my friend Steve Jason, but are you a

?

I just thought I should ask because I can beat other parts of your body if you are. I don't need to beat your ass. I don't want to give you pleasure, Justin Assholes.

I just want to take one of those shiny things and

STEAL YOUR SPOTLIGHT

AND

TAKE YOU TO THE HERO XTREME

SEVEN

POINT

NINE

When do I kill you, Sane? When are you going to earn that belt?

Make a date

.

Justin Sane · **03-01-2015, 10:49 PM**

"Make your own fucking date, like I have time to sit down and go through my calendar for some talentless never-was that nobody gives a fuck about. I'm not hiding, you can take your shot whenever you want. Understand this though, I promise you, it will be your last. You are getting in way over your head."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **03-01-2015, 11:06 PM**

there is only one XTreme here in the XWF and that is me.. THE KING OF XTREME!

you're just another fake!

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-02-2015, 12:02 AM**

(03-01-2015, 10:49 PM)Justin Sane Said: "Make your own fucking date, like I have time to sit down and go through my calendar for some talentless never-was that nobody gives a fuck about. I'm not hiding, you can take your shot whenever you want. Understand this though, I promise you, it will be your last. You are getting in way over your head."

I'll see you soon gayboy.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-02-2015, 12:11 AM**

(03-01-2015, 11:06 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: there is only one XTreme here in the XWF and that is me.. THE KING OF XTREME!

you're just another fake!

NOCMM: Hello! I don't know who you are. You're probably another fucking gay rookie. Well anyway, I'm No one can manage me, Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9 is my client. I just wanted to let you know that my client doesn't care about what you determine is make believe. He thinks rookies are gay and not worth his time. Please don't waste your time attempting to get his attention, because I'm the one who will have to watch your shitty promos about it and that's no fun for me. If you want to fight Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9 you'll have to get a singles title.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **03-02-2015, 12:52 AM**

The Doctor looks up briefly, then returns his attention back to what he was doing prior to Mister Xtreme's arrival.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-02-2015, 01:16 AM**

The chump is speechless. He may as well hand me the belt now since he's too much of a pussy to fight for it.

Cain · **03-02-2015, 05:05 AM**

(03-02-2015, 01:16 AM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: The chump is speechless. He may as well hand me the belt now since he's too much of a pussy to fight for it.

"Slow down, sparky. The men you mentioned would embarrass you."

**Vincent Lane** · **03-02-2015, 07:27 AM**

(03-01-2015, 09:37 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: Hey NOCMM, can you handle this rock-and-loser? I need to finish this game of bridge.

NOCMM: Sure Mr. Xtrem-

It's Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9.

NOCMM: Sure thing, Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9. It's nice to meet you Mr. Lane. I'm No one can manage me, Hero Xtreme 7.9's manager. He said I should handle the meetings of worthless gay people who probably like animals, and that he only wants to talk to main eventers. Anyway, it looks like you're going to need an amendment on your undisputed #1 contender status. You see, before you arrived, back in the old days of XWF, my client earned a Universal title shot and never cashed it in. Just thought I should let you know that you aren't the only number one contender.

NOCMM snickers.

NOCMM: You're actually more like the #2 contender because

NOCMM snickers again.

NOCMM: You stink. Like a #2.

Wow dude, way to hit me with second grade burns. I hate to break it to you, Mister Never-Was and Ain't-Gonna-Be... but I am THE main event around here.

Also, as far as your client's title shot? Hey man, lots of people have them. But there's only ONE number one contender... you get it? If you want a match, go for it. But, if I decide I want mine first? I get it.

I think I'd rather watch you crash and burn first though, dude.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **03-02-2015, 10:44 AM**

(03-02-2015, 12:11 AM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-01-2015, 11:06 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: there is only one XTreme here in the XWF and that is me.. THE KING OF XTREME!

you're just another fake!

NOCMM: Hello! I don't know who you are. You're probably another fucking gay rookie. Well anyway, I'm No one can manage me, Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9 is my client. I just wanted to let you know that my client doesn't care about what you determine is make believe. He thinks rookies are gay and not worth his time. Please don't waste your time attempting to get his attention, because I'm the one who will have to watch your shitty promos about it and that's no fun for me. If you want to fight Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9 you'll have to get a singles title.

Listen here bitch, I have been here longer than you and I am NOT a rookie. I have held more titles than your "client" has ever had so please shut the fuck up, leave the xwf and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.. BITCH!

Vladmir The Destroyer · **03-02-2015, 02:57 PM**

Vladmir The Destroyer grunts a few times, and his manager Austin Toolittle nods his head.

AUSTIN TOOLITTLE:"Are you sure you want to get involved in this? You haven't earned any chance yet for a shot at any belt?"

Vladmir grunts again.

AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "Okay just saying."

Austin turns towards the camera.

AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "Hi my name is Austin Toolittle and you big boys might not know that I am the Manager of Vladmir The Destroyer. Sorry for interrupting this little party, but Vladmir wants to know where the line is to stand in for the titles? Hopefully it's not toolittle toolate."

**Vincent Lane** · **03-02-2015, 03:00 PM**

No problem, Vlad!

Go down the hall there and look for the room marked "Frodo's Broom Closet."

That's where you sign up for title shots.

Vladmir The Destroyer · **03-02-2015, 03:17 PM**

Vladmir starts laughing, and then grunts at Austin.

Austin looks back at the camera.

AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "You're having a laugh at our expense Mr. Lane. We know who Frodo is. He's universally popular. So no we won't be doing that."

"And another thing his name is Vladmir The Destroyer. Not Vlad. Kindly remember that for next time."

**Vincent Lane** · **03-02-2015, 03:31 PM**

(03-02-2015, 03:17 PM)Vladmir The Destroyer Said: AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "He's universally popular."

That was a lie.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **03-02-2015, 03:42 PM**

The Doctor looks up briefly, and again returns his attention back to what he was doing prior to Mister Toolittle and Vladmir's arrival.

Vladmir The Destroyer · **03-02-2015, 03:42 PM**

(03-02-2015, 03:31 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:
(03-02-2015, 03:17 PM)Vladmir The Destroyer Said: AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "He's universally popular."

That was a lie.

AUSTIN TOOLITTLE: "Then let me rephrase that. He's usually a pest to everyone."

Justin Sane · **03-02-2015, 03:48 PM**

(03-02-2015, 09:37 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "You actually gonna show up for it? You one man jobbing paper champion?"

"That's a very odd question to ask, Frodo. No, actually, I'm not a paper champion... but thank you for asking, nonetheless."

CorVus · **03-02-2015, 03:58 PM**

...

Justin Sane · **03-02-2015, 04:19 PM**

"Damn. You're right, Frodo. I didn't put much effort into any of my matches throughout February.. been feeling a little burned out.. and yet, I still managed to kick your ass, defend my briefcase and make you my bitch. Not only that, I became the new XWF X-Treme Champion. So there it is. Even at my very worst, I am far better than you could ever hope to be."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **03-02-2015, 04:44 PM**

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **03-02-2015, 05:47 PM**

I heard a rumor that Frodo is gay.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-02-2015, 06:04 PM**

NOCMM: Wow, there's a shit load of dumb ass rookies in here. Don't you

know that rookies should be seen and never heard? Why don't you loser bitches go bore the audience before my client's big title match. That's all you're good for.

Justin Sane · **03-02-2015, 07:09 PM**

(03-02-2015, 06:50 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "You got handed a title. Handed, because Shane thought you were someone else. You won one match out of how many? And not to mention, I beat you in February as well. You've done a lot of not a damn thing for yourself. And, pretty sure you're going to hide from matches with your case so you can say you held it for a while. Easy to hold when you're not defending."

"You got handed a job. Handed. After you lost it. Because you cried and moaned like the little bitch that you are, but in reality? It would've been better if you walked away, because with me booking your matches? Your record is going to end up worse than Ghost Tank's.

Speaking of being handed titles though, I seem to recall that the ONLY title you have ever held in your miserable career, was one that was handed to you also. By Scorpio. After he cashed in, in a singles match. A decision I am sure he regrets, given that you lost them almost instantly.

And hide from matches with my case? Frodo, are you fucking kidding me? Nobody defends their cases.

Not Steve Davids.

Not Theo Pryce.

And not that punk-ass bitch you call a higher power, Dr. Louis D'Ville!

But me? I've defended my case. I beat your ass for it, and not in the way I am sure you would have desired. I embarrassed you, much like I am doing right now. I'm not hiding from anything Frodo. Someone wants the Tag Team Titles? Come and get them. You want the X-Treme Championship? Come and get it. So far, six men have tried and all have failed. Face it Swagkins, no matter how much bullshit comes out of your big mouth, you can't deny the facts. I am, and forever will be, simply put... that much better than you. End of discussion."

CorVus · **03-02-2015, 07:38 PM**

(03-02-2015, 07:32 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: " And, it wasn't a singles match he cashed in, either. Do you honestly know shit about what you're trying to talk about right now? "

(05-08-2014, 04:17 PM)Shane Anonistrator Said:

This is unheard of! The fans are in shock! The ref still looks confused but he eventually shrugs and hands the briefcase to an XWF staff member at ringside and waits for Griffin MacAlister to make his way to his feet and as soon as he does the ref calls for the bell!

DING DING DING!

Tag Team Championships
Griffin MacAlister
- vs -
Scorpio
24/7 Briefcase Cash In!

This match is actually happening! Fans can't believe their eyes as Scorpio bum rushes Griffin who doesn't seem to know what the hell is going on on top of being exhausted, beaten, and bloody. Scorpio drives Griffin back into the corner and delivers a knee to the midsection followed by a series of knife edge chops to the chest that leaves Griffin slumped back in the corner with the ropes holding him up. The Brah Brawler takes this opportunity to run across the ring to the opposite corner and come charging back in with an enourmous STINGER SPLASH! He caught more air on that one than Peter Gilmour after two helpings of chicken parm! Griffin takes a step out of the corner like he's okay but then just collapse at Scorpio's feet. Scorpio tries to pull Griffy Mac to his feet but, SMALL PACKAGE!

1…

Quick kickout by Scorpio!

Scorpio jumps up to his feet first and immediately starts putting the boots to Griffin before pulling him up to his feet, lifting him high above his head with a press slam and then letting him come crashing back down to the mat. Scorpio now back off of Griffin and starts waving his hand for the crowd to make noise, outside the ring Frodo motions for the crowd to do the same and it gets absolutely deafening inside the arena. Griffin slowly starts to try to will himself up however he only makes it to one knee. That's when Scorpio comes charging across the ring and....

DICK OF DOOM, DICK OF DOOM, BY GAWD, DICK OF DOOM!

Scorpio dives on top of Griffin hooking the leg.

1…

2…

3!!!

Winner: Scorpio

...

Justin Sane · **03-02-2015, 07:55 PM**

"Frodo, Frodo, Frodo...

As my good friend CorVus has kindly pointed out, it was a singles match. What, did I give you a mild case of amnesia when I kicked your teeth down your throat? You would think a guy would at least know the facts of his own career, which I must confess, I personally have no interest in. You're a joke.

Bottom line though, it doesn't matter who you faced when you lost the belts.. you were handed one, and you lost it. I haven't lost a single bit of gold, and contrary to what you may believe, it doesn't bother me in the slightest that you think I was handed the X-Treme Title.

Let me get this straight. You can count defeating me in a game show that I clearly had as much interest in as your career, as a victory.. but I can't count somebody attacking me from behind, failing to pin me successfully, and then me destroying them? Seems legit.

Facts are facts, however, and here's the only three that matter.

I am a twenty four seven briefcase holder. Which I have defended.. against you.

I am one half of the XWF Tag Team Champions, that everybody is too scared to challenge for.

And I am... The XWF X-Treme Champion. Get used to hearing it.

Have fun getting your ass handed to you by Luca Arzegotti, bitch. I know I'll enjoy watching it."

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