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Tommy Gunn · (09-22-2014)

Mastermind and Bobby...what do these lower card mainstays have in common?

Besides both being obvious closeted cock suckers?

They have both won the X-treme Championship.

I know.

I know.

It's fucking insane right?

The title that Peter "Punk Bitch" Gilmour brought to prominence, the title that Griffin no not MacAlister won and solidified as the most sought after title in the XWF has now gone back and forth between the Masterbater and Bobby Blow Job.

I'm telling you man, if the X-treme title isn't the most aspired title in all of professional wrestling than I don't know what is.

I can see it now. Kids are growing up and their tugging at their parents pants and saying Mommy, Daddy, I want to grow up and be just like Mastermind and Bobby. I want to be the X-treme champion too.

And then their parents doing their best job to emulate their childhood hero Adrian Peterson, they smack the ever living shit out of their kid because they know what all the true fans of the XWF know.

And what is that you ask?

That the X-treme title despite being purported as something special, despite having the potential for the best rewards in all of wrestling is an absolute shit show of a title.

Just look at the long list of shit heads that have won that title.

Bobby Zi...twice. Fucking twice.

Mastermind.

Micheal McBride.

Smoke.

Rebel.

Mr. Horseface. I mean Radio.

The Crimson Dong.

No not the guy with the long red nose, the guy with the small black dick. Or so Frodo told me. Yeah, he copped a peak. Don't mind him. It's just what he does.

I'm sure the title meant something a while ago. Some pretty good wrestlers actually used to lay claim to it. Including our current Universal Champ. But the days of that title meaning a fucking thing are long gone.

Just like Peter Gilmour's chance of getting a girl that wasn't created in a lab.

But fuck the past.

This is about the present and even a little bit about the future.

Mastermind...Bobby...listen up and listen good.

I told you two glorified janitors that I would play it straight in this match and I will.

There is no need for me to help either one of you because it's not like doing so gives me some advantage in my match against the winner. You both suck. Equally.

If I have to end this match at some point because the two of you allow your own ineptitude drag on to the point where it looks like neither of you assholes will get the win than maybe, just maybe I'll do what I need to to finish the match but I believe in you two gents. I know you guys will do your very best to not do what you do all the time and actually wrestle above your own abilities. I know you two guys want this title more than anything.

After all, it's the only thing Bobby has ever won...twice no less.

And Mastermind, instead of kicking out of a pin like an actual wrestler he had to pay Crimson Face to back off.

Fucking pussy.

Hell it wouldn't shock me if Mastermind used some of his hard earned X bux to go out and get some guys to come and attack me because he's so afraid of what I might do. Mastermind is all about using his money to further his agenda rather than actually wrestling. And if that's the game he wants to play so be it. Or maybe he'll have that Manu fellow show up, he seems to take particular interest to the X title whenever Mastermind is involved. Seriously, has anyone else noticed the randomness at which Manu the Rainbow Warrior shows up? It's uncanny. Almost like the two of them have some backdoor deal worked out.

So here it is fellas. I'm looking forward to putting on my referee shirt and seeing what you two assholes can do, if anything it's a great chance for me to see up close and personal just what I might have to worry about when I get my match against the winner.

If you can even call getting the chance to face me a victory. Liz Hathaway was pretty confident in her chances against me and you all saw how that worked out and as much as it pains me to say it, that twat might actually be able to beat the two of you.

A sad state of affairs for the X-treme title.

Now I gotta get back to training my nephew in the match that everyone is taking about. Should be a good one...until the bell sounds and Peter realizes he's facing an 8 year old.

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