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Dr. Zero · (08-28-2014)

Greetings from this long-forgotten narrator. I understand it's been a while, but I feel like you guys should know about what was seen just last night when a spirit visited us here in Zero Labs. It was approximately 2715 here in Parts Unknown when the woman walked into the lab. She forced the Minions not to expose what was shown, but since I'm not of their number, I figured it couldn't hurt anything if I did. Anyway, she had the very cliched crystal ball and started spouting off some jargon that wouldn't make sense in any dimension, but suddenly...it whirred and began to glow.

Then...

THIS.
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She offered no explanation of it's meaning. One could be justified in believing this is a vision from the past, but of course, the night Dr. Zero conquered Eli James IV and the cowardly one with no honor, Dr. Zero had left his jorts at the office.

Interesting, indeed.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (08-28-2014)

"Interesting. I see this in your future:

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Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **08-28-2014, 01:38 PM**

"Tell you what, Doctor.

If I'm still Universal Champion in November...

You against me...

Universal Title on the line... as well as your 24/7 Briefcase.. winner walks away with both.

It's your chance to let this prophesy come true... don't let the minions down, Doctor."

Dr. Zero · **08-28-2014, 04:00 PM**

Easy, big guy! I'm but a lowly narrator. No one's seen Dr. Zero for months. If I was a betting entity (I'm not) I'd bet he'd think that's an absurd proposal. He would probably deviously devise a way to take what he wants, if indeed you possess something he wants, in a very sneaky manner. He is a deceitful liar, you know.

Dr. Zero · **08-28-2014, 04:02 PM**

Also, from what I'm able to gather, the Minions can't be let down. They're mindless. That's sort of the point, I believe. Even if this weren't true, Dr. Zero only serves himself. Something I would say the two of you seem to have in common.

**Roxy Cotton** · (08-28-2014)

Mmmmm. I love big cocks.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

i got a big cock Roxy..

and good doctor.. welcome back..

Liz Hathaway · (08-29-2014)

"Peter, your wife said your dick is tiny. And you kept calling Zero a quack when he wasn't around. Come on, tell him how you actually feel instead of sucking up like a little beyotch."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

uh i dunno what you're talking about cuz all the ladies live my anaconda

Cain · **08-28-2014, 09:52 PM**

"King of the XWF? And yet, Mister Gilmour goes high school pervert on the first woman who says she loves big cocks. Hrmf...someone should dethrone Gilmour...someone evil. Someone who would rule with an iron fist, and execute those who were unaccepting of his rule. Someone like ME. But I digress."

"Roxy Cotton? Attention starved slut is more like it. Pass."

"Good to see that great caucasian Swagmire actually said something to that moron Gilmour."

"Eli James..." Just smirks, declining his gaze slightly. Perhaps out of respect.

"And...you...narrator. Call it a prophecy, but when you hear my name spoken, consider it a bad omen."

He glances at "King Peter" once more, eyeballing his crown...then walks away from the group without another word.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

Don't you eyeball me boy. I'll rip it out

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · (08-29-2014)

(08-28-2014, 08:22 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: uh i dunno what you're talking about cuz all the ladies live my anaconda

Crooked mjcro penis is not an anaconda.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

my penis is like me STRAIGHT!

go fuck some poor virgin u slut

Blizzard · (08-29-2014)

Yeah, don't you dare say that Peter's tiny penis is curved. It's one inch and straight as the dragon dildo he shoves up his ass while masturbating to preteen youtube channels.

Blizzard · (08-29-2014)

A locked door is no imbroglio for Peter, he can pick locks with his tiny penis!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2014, 09:16 PM**

uh stop talking about ur 1cm dick aidan.. mine is 7 inches.. ask your momma

Blizzard · (08-31-2014)

For those of you who didn't know, my mother is a pediatric nurse and she can confirm that Peter's penis is 7 "dog inches". It's the same conversion as dog years to human years. So Peter's dick is 7 dog inches, aka 1 human inch. As far as the reason why Peter insists on visiting a pediatrician instead of a general practitioner for adults, he is scared of doctor's offices that don't have tables designed to look like race cars. He absolutely insists on pretending to be Jeff Gordon when they take his temperature rectally.

The more you know.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2014, 09:30 PM**

more lies from a has been

Blizzard · **08-29-2014, 09:34 PM**

More lies from a bottomfeeding scrub who's greatest "achievements" are holding titles meant for beginners.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2014, 09:38 PM**

wooow u call the KING of the XWF a meaningless title? I should banish you right now for that lame ass remark..

and u forget the Xtreme Title is the 2nd highest belt in this fed next to the Universal Title..

Tag and Trios, Hart, not beginners belts..

maybe WIN a belt before speaking u

Blizzard · **08-29-2014, 09:51 PM**

I'm 1/2 of the Tag Team Champion right now. Did you even see Relentless? I've won the Universal, World, Cruiserweight, Tag Team, Canadian, US, X-Treme. Are you being

on purpose?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2014, 09:54 PM**

but you still suck

Blizzard · **08-29-2014, 09:56 PM**

Do you want to have a career vs. career match and see who sucks? Or are you too big of a pussy?

I don't know why I'm asking questions when we all know the answer.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2014, 10:42 PM**

yeah your career SUCKS

Liz Hathaway · **08-29-2014, 10:47 PM**

So is that a yes or no to the match? You're making this very imbroglio.

Satoko · **08-29-2014, 10:59 PM**

(08-29-2014, 10:47 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: So is that a yes or no to the match? You're making this very imbroglio.

Very imbroglio indeed.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-30-2014)

natalie imbroglia?

Dr. Zero · (08-31-2014)

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