Broh'z I been done wondering for a while about why I look around this XWF locker room and see nothing but small ass muh'fuckers everywhere! WHY THE FUCK'S YOU ALL SO SMALL UP IN THIS BITCH? HUH?? WHAT THE FUCK!! I'm ready to fuck shit up and I need to find someone who can move serious weight! GOD FUCK ING DAMM ITT!!!!

Vita do you know any BIIIIG muh'fuckaz I can train with? Some bad ass mofo who ain't afraid to BREAK the fuckin ground he walks on because his muscle bellies are heavier than the anchors of a big ol' sea ship thingy! Someone who could steamroll over a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot crackwhore and turn her into a protein pancake without even giving two shits about the time of day?

I don't know man, I'm pretty swole. We could probably do...uhhh...."mad reps" together.

None of us are on the roids

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Panzer places his thumb to his mouth and begins to blow against it, but the plugged up mouth just keeps the air trapped in his mouth, puffing out his cheeks, and soon, blow after blow, Panzer begins to appear more swole and more huge than Socio.

"The power of a God, shitass. I can change how the fuck I want at any time."

He then lets out a very, very long exhale and all the muscle mass and height disappears and he's back to his normal self again, grabbing his red nose, and all of a sudden it sounded like that horn from The Mask.

"You're welcome for the ear rape."

Ask yourself a good question Socio.

Are we on steroids, to the point where we will die in our 40s?

No. No ,we are not

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
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Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Yo.

Looks like people question your strong.

Well, same.

Let em.