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~~John Madison~~ · (07-26-2017)

Peter dropped a pipe bomb the other day that I'm surprised no one noticed.
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=28682

Quote:first off who the fuck is this jabroni calling me out. go back to knights landing and suck off cersei u stupid cunt. u dont want none of me in the mood im currently in..

so shut the fuck up and you can SUCK MY DICK!

Bilbo spits Gilly's dick out, which is hard now, proving he is in fact gay.

Peter wasn't afraid to "go there" with that jabroni.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-25-2017, 10:53 PM**

I fucked up there lol ▲▲

Neville Sinclair · (07-26-2017)

I've been reading through all of these tonight and it honestly gets me excited about being here.

I've been a part of other e-feds before and I've never been in one that seems to have the consistency of this place.
Congrats to everyone, this is all good shit. And I'll look forward to stepping my game up to the point where it can rival some of these.

Travis McCoy · (08-04-2017)

Loved this bit from Chris Valerius

"The homeless guy behind me is muttering quietly. It's total nonsense to the world, but it's the world to him, and anyone who disagrees with him is spewing total nonsense."

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=28821

JimCaedus · (08-04-2017)

Kimberly reaching into the nightstand beside the bed and pulls out a bright purple vibrator. The camera fades to black and the last thing we hear is the sound of vibrating and a soft giggle from Kimberly.

-Kim Anderson
-"Date With Karl"
-Tee. Hee.

Guppy Parsh · **08-19-2017, 07:29 PM**

"I mean he's meant to be his dad and he's a bit simple. He might do a wrestling move and hurt him? Or feed him cat food."

"Scully doesn't have a cat so he doesn't have cat food. You don't have to worry about a thing, they'll be fine."

From Diary of a

part 2, I had to this made me laugh so hard.

The Engineer · (09-06-2017)

Not gonna pretend I've read everybody's stuff, but I want to submit an early nom for this from McCoy's "Anybody There?" Mostly because it's very, very true (of myself too)with regard to betting without reading anything, and because the whole thing was a good example of channeling being right pissed off into solid promo work.

Quote:Fuck each and every one of you who doubts me without looking at a word I've said. Fuck everyone who has put their money on Finn fucking Kuhn. Because each of those bets is an admission that you, just like Cadryn, haven't been paying attention. That you've fast forwarded shows to the parts that you're in. That you're not sitting at the monitor watching your peers. You're probably setting up another thrilling episode of the personal drama that you think is going to get you noticed. Because if you'd been paying attention you'd know there is a reason I'm in this match with a .500 record at best. There's a reason Jim Caedus has complimented me. There's a reason I won superstar of the month way back when.

I fucking deserve it.

I'm supposed to talk about why you all suck. I'm supposed to insult you and call you fags and tell you to suck my dick.

Finn Kuhn is a

Cadryn can suck my dick

and Dolly isn't worth my fucking breath.

Travis McCoy · **08-19-2017, 08:12 PM**

Hey man, thanks! I really appreciate that. I didn't read a lot stuff before I voted either lol.

I wasn't all that pissed I just tap into that anger stuff easily.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (09-10-2017)

Gilly [Quote]
Top of the World * Warfare
"I can get any girl I want Travis. Even an ugly one, yet I won't fuck them for my own benefit. I don't discriminate either. I can have an Asian, a Canadian, a Mexican, all races of women can jump on my super dick anytime they want."

The Engineer · (09-10-2017)

Here's another one for September, I guess?

Samuels was on fire in his promo "Oh Yes" against Barney Green, but this bit here was incredible.

Quote:Do you think telling the whole world you have a two inch penis somehow exempts me from pointing out that your body composition is remarkably similar to a Ken doll melted around a wadded up jockstrap? You even smell like singed pubic hair and Chinese plastic. Riddle me this: How is it that despite having only one fucking eyeball, we can still tell it's lazy? For fuck's sake, you should only be able to spot a lazy eye when there's another one right next to it for comparison.

Jee-SUS, flash sale on burn ointment!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (11-21-2017)

"Peter doesn't understand the difference between China and Japan. He thinks Samurai are Chinese, because when you're a racist who idolizes Hitler, details like this don't matter."

Bwarhahahaha! Grande Ricardo, Please don't tattoo your name on my anus and call the pizza guy

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-22-2017, 01:04 AM**

that quote wasnt that funny bro

The Engineer · (11-22-2017)

(11-22-2017, 01:04 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: that quote wasnt that funny bro

Sounds like something a FASCIST would say!

~~Grande Ricardo~~ · (11-22-2017)

I appreciate you finding humor in my work. I try and make it fun, because wrestling should be fun.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **11-22-2017, 10:32 AM**

Honestly, right now I have been enjoying your work the most for humor at least!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-22-2017)

and im chopped liver right guys.. i see how it is.. *flips everyone off*

The Engineer · **11-22-2017, 12:21 PM**

(11-22-2017, 11:40 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: and im chopped liver right guys.. i see how it is.. *flips everyone off*

Oh would you stop riding the insecurity train for once dude?

Jesus, just because somebody compliments somebody else doesn't mean your shit.

Fuckin' get off it. Christ.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **11-22-2017, 02:29 PM**

I just haven't read all your shit yet broheem calm your tits and stick a finger in your bum you will feel better.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-23-2017, 05:26 AM**

Just want sone fn recognition for fucks sake

**Vincent Lane** · **11-23-2017, 08:12 AM**

(11-23-2017, 05:26 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Just want sone fn recognition for fucks sake

You won didn't you?

Darius Xavier · **11-23-2017, 09:30 AM**

(11-23-2017, 05:26 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Just want sone fn recognition for fucks sake

You sound like Donald Trump. But with smaller hands.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-23-2017, 03:23 PM**

But yet I made the hart and xtreme title relevant

JimCaedus · (02-01-2018)

"He couldn't beat himself into an orgasm if someone jerked him 99% of the way there."

-Drew Archyle
-Say Car Ramrod (I'd nominate the title if I could)
-This is probably one of the best one liners about an opinion of anyone (doesn't matter who) not having the best of luck in the ring I've ever read lol

JimCaedus · (02-02-2018)

X-Pac: "I'll let you go if you got some crack."

Madison: "Crack? Ew. That's for poors. I do cocaine like every other rich white sophisticate."

-Madison Dyson
-It Follows
-xD ROFL!!

Finn Kühn · (02-13-2018)

Boy are you behind the times. I'm not

anymore. I'm running this ambiguous machiavellian violent lunatic gimmick now. It's pretty cool. Also, people don't try to pin me because they're bitches. Like you.

Engy

The Engineer · (02-13-2018)

God help me, a Bilbo.

Quote:"Don't worry, I'm a CNA!"

She performs the Heimlich maneuver flawlessly, and at least 37 pieces of popcorn erupt from Bilbo's gullet, along with a ribbed condom. Orange.

"More like SEE DEEZ NUTS! Get your hand off me, rapist! I don't want your yeasty clunge off of me, breeder! I'm crippled! HELP SOMEBODY! THIS FREAK IS ASSAULTING ME WITH HER WAGON RUT! #METOO!"

From "I Don't Need 50 Shades, I Only Need 1-Sperm White"

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=30590

Muddy Waters · **02-27-2018, 12:33 PM**

***sigh***

WELL NO MORE OF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!!!

you see ladies and gentlemen, I Boris johan valentenko better know as Drezdin will not and I repeat not do any of that shit.

like I said we didn't need to do that crap then, we sure as hell don't need to do that now.

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?pid=133579#pid133579

The Engineer · **02-27-2018, 03:21 PM**

(02-27-2018, 12:33 PM)Muddy Waters Said: ***sigh***

WELL NO MORE OF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!!!

you see ladies and gentlemen, I Boris johan valentenko better know as Drezdin will not and I repeat not do any of that shit.

like I said we didn't need to do that crap then, we sure as hell don't need to do that now.

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?pid=133579#pid133579

Really want this to win on the merits of Drezdin's real name alone

**Vincent Lane** · **02-27-2018, 03:44 PM**

God bless Drezdin.

**03-03-2018, 01:50 AM**

"By the way Jenny, you are a dildo, fake and only useful when someone is lonely."

Mandii

RP-Zombie {Pt. 3}

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=30777

Unknown · **04-05-2018, 10:54 AM**

My name's J̶̷o̶̷h̶̷n̶̷ Ron Cena, not Chrissy Chaos, Robby Main, Jackie Hart, or even Manly Rider. Ok? I'm not runnin' a fuckin' blowjob bar or some shit.

-JohnRonCena

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=31200&pid=135457#pid135457

**04-05-2018, 01:23 PM**

(04-05-2018, 10:54 AM)Unknown Said: My name's J̶̷o̶̷h̶̷n̶̷ Ron Cena, not Chrissy Chaos, Robby Main, Jackie Hart, or even Manly Rider. Ok? I'm not runnin' a fuckin' blowjob bar or some shit.

-JohnRonCena

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=31200&pid=135457#pid135457

LOL AppreciHate the love man, glad I'm giving a few people some laughs

The Engineer · **06-11-2018, 06:25 PM**

"Two Dipshits Done Fucked up Now" -by Robbie Bourbon

Quote:But when it comes to buffet fat fucks, well, dig your partner, homeboy.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he is his own category. Fat, corpulent, obese, morbidly obese, and Peter Gilmour.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he breaks zoning laws.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he thinks his toes are only theoretical at this point.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he doesn't need a toilet seat to shit. And that's in a handicapped bathroom, normal stalls are just too tiny.

Peter Gilmour is so fat when he rolls over in bed the box springs tap out.

Peter Gilmour is so fat it takes a forklift to help him get his pants on. Make that two forklifts.

But mostly for the "toes are theoretical" line, lulz

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=31543

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-12-2018, 08:41 AM**

Wait till I drop my next to. It will be legen....dary

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **06-12-2018, 10:58 PM**

You're right Peter. I never would have come up with the fat jokes you did.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-14-2018, 04:46 PM**

to be honest they were kinda lame Tongue

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **06-23-2018, 01:33 PM**

Say, I don't recall the last part of the current QOTM... Big Grin

Centurion · (04-01-2019)

I paid for the X-Channel, which is a bit over priced for the fact that they still don’t have any archives up and running and the only shows I can watch took place long after I walked away. Seriously, this currently brand of fans know nothing about 05-05-05? Or my undefeated streak at X-Mas X-Treme? Or my War Of Independence match against Hunter Ryan and two enhancement talents at Prophecy Fulfilled? Weak.

From Redi Ad Formam

~~Kid Kool~~ · **04-01-2019, 02:31 PM**

All I gotta say is.... love the song choice!! Ah hell yeah, Mrs. Robinson, WHOO!!! XD

Centurion · (05-04-2019)

"Some cunt cosplaying as a creepypasta of Krusty the Clown. How the fuck can I worry about that sad prick?"

Noah Jackson, Makes You Proud To Be Australian

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