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Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 06:33 AM**

"Hey there, goat-tits. Just had a little question for you:

Since you're the 'chairman of the championship committee' or whatever and want to put your diabetic handprints all over all the championship decisions, could you please give me your official stance on James Raven purposely jobbing the title to Thaddeus Duke? Seems like that should be something worth addressing, no?"

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 06:35 AM**

"I mean, I'm no XWF historian but haven't things like that in the past resulted in heavy penalties and suspensions?"

"Just asking in the interest of fairness."

**Vincent Lane** · (07-11-2017)

Almost as lame as disappearing for like two years and then doing five minutes worth of work, huh?

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 06:48 AM**

(07-11-2017, 06:45 AM)Vincent Lane Said: Almost as lame as disappearing for like two years and then doing five minutes worth of work, huh?

"Guilty. But hey at least I won when I came back, ex-owner."

James Raven · (07-12-2017)

Yeah, I fail to see the issue here. You're stealing titles off the 'tards, I'm here gifting them back. Fuck you. Fight someone.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 07:00 AM**

"I've fought more recently than you have? Jesus Christ man, think before you speak.

James Raven · (07-12-2017)

Yeah, keep telling yourself that GM Slayer. Fight someone that matters.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 07:06 AM**

(07-11-2017, 07:03 AM)James Raven Said: Yeah, keep telling yourself that GM Slayer. Fight someone that matters.

"Hey remember that time I kicked your ass and you had to have Vinnie come along and save you? I would say we could do that again but that'd be the exact opposite of fighting someone who 'matters.'

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 07:16 AM**

"Still awaiting your response on this very serious scandal, Mr. Heyman."

James Raven · (07-12-2017)

I remember telling you the same thing I told Duke, "if you want the title, take it". It's not my fault Vinny decided you were bad for business. I mean he took the damn thing away from me with a coin flip, he must have felt VERY strongly to take such firm action against you.

I'm not asking you to fight me, I'm getting my shot eventually no matter who holds the strap. Fight Caedus, fight Doc, fight the legion of contenders speaking out against you without demanding a fund to support your Manic Panic addiction. If you survive through August we'll dance. Or be a

.

Whatever.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

Anything can happen in the 24/7 hallway, Mr. Blingsteen. If James Raven chose not to kick out, then so be it. Thaddeus Duke works his as off. James Raven works his ass off... eventually. Is it ideal? No. Do I have a problem with it? Also no.

I mean this isn't a case where I booked a European Champion in a match that should have been a cakewalk against a whiny angsty CM Punk rip off and said champion chose to effectively lay down because he wanted to go sit at home for 2 and a half months and watch Game of Thrones.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 07:49 AM**

"Telling me I can have the title as I'm taking the title is the same as you claiming not to be hungry anyway as I take food off your plate. You're just trying to disguise the fact that you're a passive bitch.

And you're goddamn right I'm bad for business. As soon as I took the title all the former 'contenders' tucked their tails and scurried off into the shadows hoping someone else can do the job for them.

Caedus can't.
Doc can't.
The legion of pretenders can't.

And most of all, you can't."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

The interest of fairness?

Okay, Bruce, you do have a point.

I'll mull this over for a few minutes and get back to you.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 07:58 AM**

(07-11-2017, 07:45 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Anything can happen in the 24/7 hallway, Mr. Blingsteen. If James Raven chose not to kick out, then so be it. Thaddeus Duke works his as off. James Raven works his ass off... eventually. Is it ideal? No. Do I have a problem with it? Also no.

I mean this isn't a case where I booked a European Champion in a match that should have been a cakewalk against a whiny angsty CM Punk rip off and said champion chose to effectively lay down because he wanted to go sit at home for 2 and a half months and watch Game of Thrones.

"Strike a nerve, did I? Look here Type-2, I don't give a flying fuck about European championships or Game of Thrones...frankly that show fucking blows, but what I do care about is your blatant favoritism.

You've been chugging Raven'a baby batter since he took his mask off. He pulls off something shady that threatens the integrity of the X-treme title and you don't bat an eye.

Thaddeus Duke too. I can't find any obvious connection between the two of you but if there is, I'll find it.

And Jim Caedus, you put that motherfucker in your top 5 ranking AGAIN, after losing the tag titles, losing to Raven and Doc, losing his universal title, and losing to two literal

.

Your 'commission' is a fraud and I cannot, in good conscious, defend my universal title with all this uncertainty."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

James Raven is hereby suspended for 24 hours, retroactive from 9AM Pacific time yesterday.

There.

He learned his lesson.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 08:09 AM**

"Your ears are about as clogged as your arteries. I want real repercussions. James Raven needs to lose his spot as co-number 1 contender. And Thaddeus Duke needs to be stripped of his title. Until that happens I'll be sitting on a beach with my championship."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

Oh you'll be scheduled for a defense, whether you plan to show up or not is not my concern.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

(07-11-2017, 08:09 AM)Bruce Blingsteen Said: "Your ears are about as clogged as your arteries. I want real repercussions. James Raven needs to lose his spot as co-number 1 contender. And Thaddeus Duke needs to be stripped of his title. Until that happens I'll be sitting on a beach with my championship."

Yeah neither of those things are going to happen. James Raven earned his spot the hard way. Thaddeus Duke is highly marketable and brings in a wider audience. Have you met that kids father? I think he's been punished enough.

Brucette Blingsteen · **07-11-2017, 08:15 AM**

(07-11-2017, 08:11 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Oh you'll be scheduled for a defense, whether you plan to show up or not is not my concern.

"Then you'll have a fake champion with phony gold. But I guess if it's one of yours boys you probably don't care, huh?"

Don't worry. I'll take it up with ownership. I'm sure they'll be very interested to hear what I have to say."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

(07-11-2017, 08:15 AM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:
(07-11-2017, 08:11 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Oh you'll be scheduled for a defense, whether you plan to show up or not is not my concern.

"Then you'll have a fake champion with phony gold. But I guess if it's one of yours boys you probably don't care, huh?"

Don't worry. I'll take it up with ownership. I'm sure they'll be very interested to hear what I have to say."

I doubt that very seriously. No one is ever interested in what you have to say. One of those owners is a good friend of mine. The other? Yeah, actually he's a friend too. Good luck Bruce, you'll need it.

**Vincent Lane** · (07-12-2017)

I don't know about that, dude. I mean, yeah, Thaddeus is a little pissant who will one day break his father's record for tears shed in the XWF, and James Raven is definitely not as good as advertised, but something really makes me want to see one of them knock the Universal Title off of your teeth and down your throat.

**Vincent Lane** · (07-11-2017)

While I have you both here, though, did I ever tell you about the time I pinned Sebastian in the middle of the ring for a one two three? Man, that was sweet.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-11-2017)

Remember that time at High Stakes II where you tagged yourself into the match and promptly lost?

Good times.

**Vincent Lane** · (07-12-2017)

That was Raven's fault. I gave him plenty of opportunity to get the job done and he was taking too long. Typical. These 'legends' never live up to the hype.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

To be fair, you chose a 60 year old non-wrestler as the third man. There was little hope for you guys.

**Vincent Lane** · (07-11-2017)

I got the wrong brochure.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

(07-11-2017, 07:45 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Anything can happen in the 24/7 hallway, Mr. Blingsteen. If James Raven chose not to kick out, then so be it. Thaddeus Duke works his as off. James Raven works his ass off... eventually. Is it ideal? No. Do I have a problem with it? Also no.

I mean this isn't a case where I booked a European Champion in a match that should have been a cakewalk against a whiny angsty CM Punk rip off and said champion chose to effectively lay down because he wanted to go sit at home for 2 and a half months and watch Game of Thrones.

"Hey, Game of Thrones is awesome. I'm pretty sure they stole some dirty politics from you Pauly."

JimCaedus · (07-12-2017)

(07-11-2017, 07:49 AM)Bruce Blingsteen Said: "And you're goddamn right I'm bad for business. As soon as I took the title all the former 'contenders' tucked their tails and scurried off into the shadows hoping someone else can do the job for them."

"Christ, you may have shed the John Blaq image but you sure af kept the brain-numbing ability to describe shit in the most opposite of ways. Ain't no one been scurryin' off; to the contrary, everyone smells blood and wants a spot for the feeding frenzy. Lucky for me, I've got a guaranteed seat at the table. I want my motherfuckin' rematch and I want it against YOU Bruce."

Brucette Blingsteen · (07-11-2017)

"Doc, who beat you, ducked me.
Trax, who beat you, ducked me.
Raven, who beat you, ducked me.
Even you couldn't step up to the plate until after I had a grueling match with one of the most respectable competitors in the XWF.

I put out and open challenge and not one motherfucker accepted.

Quite the 'feeding frenzy.'"

James Raven · (07-12-2017)

I ducked you? Fuck off. I haven't ducked you once. I've been asking for a match with you since I was Nathan Lucas and you were John Blaq. I'll fight you tomorrow if it's booked, but I'm not paying you "for the honor" when I'll be getting a shot at King of the Ring regardless. You've ducked literally every contender... Doc wants to fight you, so does Caedus, even Chaos thinks he can beat you... allow me to repeat that, because it beats repeating... Chris fucking Chaos thinks he can beat you, and most of us agree.

Give me 100,000 xbux Blingsteen, or else you're ducking me. Oh well would you look at that, apparently the Universal champs a bitch.

Cadryn Tiberius · **07-11-2017, 05:58 PM**

There are so many dicks in this thread Im beginning to think Jenny Myst is creeping in the shadows.

You see, that's a play on words. I figured I'd spell it out, seeing as I left my crayons at home.

Mr Killjoy · (07-12-2017)

(07-11-2017, 03:31 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said: "Doc, who beat you, ducked me.
Trax, who beat you, ducked me.
Raven, who beat you, ducked me.
Even you couldn't step up to the plate until after I had a grueling match with one of the most respectable competitors in the XWF.

I put out and open challenge and not one motherfucker accepted.

Quite the 'feeding frenzy.'"

Am I missing something here? You ducked ME after saying I wasn't a worthy contender, which you're now contradicting by rightfully pointing out I've beat the man you cashed in on to beat.

Fuck paying for a title shot though, thats some pussy shit, tell you what since you think you're all that, just give me a shot and if you win I'll hand over all my xbux.

I eagerly await you ducking my challenge. Again.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (07-12-2017)

If not paying for a shot at the UNIVERSAL Title while you posses it is 'dodging you', so be it. I'd rather not even be associated with title while you're around. You've tarnished it and everything it's ever stood for. Once this happy little horse shit game that Paul Heyman is done playing and you wisp away like all of you fairies in the Brick Squad did before, I'll be back. You'll see all of this blow over and I'll take back my UNIVERSE.

Mr Killjoy · **07-11-2017, 11:36 PM**

Shit, me and Doc seem to share the exact same sentiment, see that Blingsteen? Your suckiness brings people together through mutual disgust, even sworn enemies.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **07-12-2017, 12:05 AM**

(07-11-2017, 11:36 PM)TRAX Said: Shit, me and Doc seem to share the exact same sentiment, see that Blingsteen? Your suckiness brings people together through mutual disgust, even sworn enemies.

Oh no. No, no, no. Don't start associating us together just because we both smell a skunk.

**07-12-2017, 12:07 AM**

Oh this is no game I'm playing, Mister Doctor D'Ville. I'm deadly serious and I'd venture to guess Mr. Blingsteen will find that out sooner, rather than later.

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