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JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

((Note: included in upcoming Jim Caedus vignette))

Quickly I exit the wave 1 flowering tent and make my way to my office, exotic camera bitch on my heels, keeping it all on record for the promo.

Once in my office seated comfortably, I place a group video call on Skype for: MICHEAL GRAVES, ROBERT MAIN, CHRIS CHAOS, JENNY MYST and THADDEUS DUKE...

John Whyte · (05-20-2017)

youve got mail you moldy queer

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

I tab out of my live stream of me doing my damnedest to fight the urgent finger blast Dolly Waters to answer Jim's incoming call.

Kinda busy over here Jim, what's up?

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Shrugging off the realization that a Skype caller recipient auto correct from Ax3 to Ass: Free, a hardcore gay hookup site, has revealed both Reno and Blaq to be a couple o' video fappin'

(as well as clue me in to the sexual orientation of an office intruder under my employ apparently using my pc in my absence), I'm happy to have re-placed the call and connected with Graves.

"Bro...what the fuck happened in West Virginia on Warfare? Where were you all when it became apparent I'd just been ambushed? For that matter, where were you after the card's conclusion?"

(05-20-2017)

Jim that's a fair question, but allow me to answer it with a question of my own. Where were you and the rest of AX3 three days prior, when I was ambushed on Savage?

Imperial · (05-21-2017)

Actually, let me go a step further than that. Where have you been for the last month? Because it seems to me that ever since you won that title, I haven't seen hide or hair of you.

Cadryn Tiberius · **05-20-2017, 07:40 PM**

"Hello, Papa Johns?"

"I'd like to get three large pizzas and a 2 liter of Coke.."

Cadryn realizes that he's on the phone with Ax3 and not Papa Johns.

Cadryn poofs away.

John Whyte · (05-20-2017)

because jim Caedus is a scared ass fucking pussy who is a shitty wrestler and has boring promos

we are blaqnonymous. we do not forgive. we do not forget. you are a

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Hey bitch, you wanna suck my cock just say so. I've never seen such obsession with me from a dude. Stop trolling on my shit

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

I flinch at Micheal's words...he has a point. Not a solid point, however.

"Well shit, bro, you've got me on that... Although, I did stick my neck out defending you in context with your suspension and firing, did I not? I also got your back before, specifically pertaining to that clusterfuck with

ass Kato. So come on Mikey...what gives?"

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Simple, it all happened so fast. By the time I realized what was going on, it had already happened.

I would like to imagine that is the same reason that nobody came to my aid on Savage, or Jenny's, or Mains, or Chaos.

I fail to see what you're getting at Jim. we've all fallen victim to these attacks as of late.

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

"That's...actually accurate as fuck, bro. I'm talking about following the card though. I was hurt, Mike. Legitimately. I can't even remember how the hell I got back to the hotel. I needed my brothers in Ax3 and none of you were there."

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

"And don't say I wasn't there for you after that attack by Dolly. I tried visiting you, first the EMTs on site followed by the surgeons at the hospital wouldn't allow me access."

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Oh, like that time that I BEGGED for you guys to hep me while I was getting my face rearranged by Dolly Waters? Or how I woke up in the hospital a couple of days later, and you guys were nowhere to be found? Yeah, I know what you're feeling, but I don't understand why you tryin' to come at me with it.

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

I reiterate, having spoken simultaneously with Mikey, he hadn't heard me.

"Bro, I tried. I wasn't allowed. I'm sorry though...that had to be Hell."

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Stop it!! Stop it!! Not a troll attack AND Hates! I quit!! Lol Oh John Blaq...the world loves the man with such an unenviably empty and pathetic life he must fuck with others to brighten his day. Happy to be that which gets your dick hard, homo.

Robert "The Omega" Main · (05-20-2017)

Jim I'll let you know where I was after the show. I was laid up with medical personal all around me stitching up the back of my head. The Asylum attacked me.

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

I was stuffed in a box waiting to be rolled out to the ring so that I could grab Dolly. Like I said, by the time I figured out what was going on, it had already happened.

JimCaedus · **05-20-2017, 08:40 PM**

I feel my face flush.

"Shit...that hadn't even crossed my mind, brother. I'd been too focused on my match with TRAX when that happened, I hadn't been paying attention...as apparently none of us were. For my part, I apologize Robert. And you Mikey...you have an excellent alibi as well. I have to apologize again to you both...I haven't been as forthcoming as I should've been. The truth is...I suspect my attacker may have been an Ax3 member. You've both cleared yourselves as suspects, no offense... Now where the fuck are Chaos and Duke, dammit? Two contenders to my title...Chaos acting as if he's calling the shots for Ax3... I want answers."

Mr Killjoy · (05-20-2017)

(05-20-2017, 08:40 PM)JimCaedus Said: I feel my face flush.

"Shit...that hadn't even crossed my mind, brother. I'd been too focused on my match with TRAX when that happened, I hadn't been paying attention...as apparently none of us were. For my part, I apologize Robert. And you Mikey...you have an excellent alibi as well. I have to apologize again to you both...I haven't been as forthcoming as I should've been. The truth is...I suspect my attacker may have been an Ax3 member. You've both cleared yourselves as suspects, no offense... Now where the fuck are Chaos and Duke, dammit? Two contenders to my title...Chaos acting as if he's calling the shots for Ax3... I want answers."

I HATE to say "I told you so" but...you let a guy obsessed with your championship and another who stabbed his best friend in the back with no remorse whatsoever into your group? I'm surprised one of them didn't kick you in the balls as soon as you shook their hands welcoming them to the team.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (05-20-2017)

And the walls.... come rumblin' tumblin'.....

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

"TRAX! Heh...I forgot I "overzealously" added you to the Ax3 group. Still...I hate to admit you may have been correct. Apparently Thadly missed the call but Chaos declined it...

Doc how the fu- No, you know what? Why would I doubt The Kings have the capability to hack into my video call? Needless to say, your cute words remain apt as well.

Something needs to be said. It can wait until my first Uni title defense has concluded on Warfare. Mikey, Rob, I appreciate you answering the call, thank you. We'll speak again soon...off the record."

JimCaedus · (05-20-2017)

Chris or Duke, that's your guess?
Have you considered the other possibilities to this mess?
Asylum has been attacking us for weeks on end.
Obviously at this point it's becoming a trend.
So how about we stop squabbling and figure out who they are?

I'll cut off their testicles and keep them in a jar.

JimCaedus · **05-20-2017, 09:26 PM**

I pause with my pointer finger hovering over the End Call tab to hear Mikey's words.

"Judging from The Asylum's attacks they'd have made their presence known, burlap sacks and all that. Same goes for The Kings, they wouldn't use cover of darkness, they'd simply march on down and attack. I see your point of view on this, bro, but given the evidence I have no choice but to suspect those with motivation who haven't already been cleared via my own personal investigating. Do those with motivation include ANYONE else in the XWF? Unfortunately yes...however, all I can do is deal with what's on my plate and that includes Ax3 Mikey. I'm not too keen on Chris's attitude as of late, that only adds to my suspicions."

JimCaedus · **05-20-2017, 09:50 PM**

"I've gotta go, Mikey, but rest assured, I'll be addressing this all on Warfare in Raleigh."

I end call.

Chris Chaos · (05-20-2017)

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa my name is being thrown around quite a bit. You want answers I will give you answers. Jim quite frankly that is all part of being the universal Champion you know how many attacks I had on me when I was a champion and I was doing it solo? Do you know how many times I was attacked and I had the deck stacked Against Me by management? Hell the only reason I lost the title was because Vinnie Lane stuck his nose in business where it didn't belong in, otherwise I would still be at my rightful place at the top. If you want to know why I didn't step in to help I had left the arena I thought for sure you could handle yourself but I just had a battle with Mystica and I was feeling pretty good about myself. Jim, I would take it as a compliment that I felt you were able to handle yourself. Apparently there are a lot of bitch made motherfuckers on this roster who seem to think that attacking somebody when they are not prepared is the appropriate course of action. Asylum being the main one as they had attacked Jenny shortly beforehand. No I agree that a lot of people think that I am an egomaniac obsessed with only the title that you currently hold around your waist and that may be true, and a lot of people seem to think that I only joined a X3 to get closer to said belt, that may be true also. The fact of the matter is this if we wanted to take on the Kings and take on the Asylum we all have to get better at being there for one another. They are a closely-knit unit both of them, and they have no problem coming together to solve problems.

I can pose the same question that you posed Jim, where has anybody been to help me, where has anybody been when I needed them? The only one that has been out to help me has been Jenny and she ended up getting her ass tattooed and needing laser removal surgery. Understand that we were banned from ringside but since when has this group giving a rat's ass about rules? I think Thaddeus said it very well and his latest promo for the upcoming Warfare about how we need to come together better as a unit. It has come to my attention that all of you look up to me as the leader, so maybe I need to show a little better leadership. Even if that means tough love. I do look at all of you as brothers but Jim you could have come to us a little more subtly because now rumors are swirling that there might be a breakup and a huge shake up within the roster. If we want any respect at all we need to come out on the final show before the Pay-Per-View and we need to completely take it over. We need to show the world and the wrestling community that we are the real deal. If we refused to do so that we are going to crumble like everybody thinks that we are. Whatever happens at the pay-per-view happens but right now look at the position that we are in...... all of the titles for the most part that even matter are in our camp. The Trio's titles, but Universal title, and the Hart title. The only ones we are missing that are worth a shit are the actual Tag Team titles and the extreme title but I think Dolly has their own issues to deal with with Micheal and the Tag Team titles should come to us in this tournament. Everybody looks at us as being weak but why doesn't anybody realize that they are just mind games that are being played to make us think that we are weak so that we can fight amongst ourselves. We hold two-thirds of the gold in this entire place and yet we want to bicker like school girls about who didn't help who. If everybody is on board then everybody needs to respond and say that they are on board if they are not simply say Hey listen I can't always be relied on and we won't rely on you but from this point forward communication is key.

Dolly Waters · **05-20-2017, 11:49 PM**

Somehow Dolly appears on Graves' webcam.

told all y'all this would be the end result weeks ago. Now I have Graves right where I want him

Dolly goes back to pretending to be incarcerated

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (05-21-2017)

(05-20-2017, 10:43 PM)Chris Chaos Said: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa my name is being thrown around quite a bit. You want answers I will give you answers. Jim quite frankly that is all part of being the universal Champion you know how many attacks I had on me when I was a champion and I was doing it solo? Do you know how many times I was attacked and I had the deck stacked Against Me by management? Hell the only reason I lost the title was because Vinnie Lane stuck his nose in business where it didn't belong in, otherwise I would still be at my rightful place at the top. If you want to know why I didn't step in to help I had left the arena I thought for sure you could handle yourself but I just had a battle with Mystica and I was feeling pretty good about myself. Jim, I would take it as a compliment that I felt you were able to handle yourself. Apparently there are a lot of bitch made motherfuckers on this roster who seem to think that attacking somebody when they are not prepared is the appropriate course of action. Asylum being the main one as they had attacked Jenny shortly beforehand. No I agree that a lot of people think that I am an egomaniac obsessed with only the title that you currently hold around your waist and that may be true, and a lot of people seem to think that I only joined a X3 to get closer to said belt, that may be true also. The fact of the matter is this if we wanted to take on the Kings and take on the Asylum we all have to get better at being there for one another. They are a closely-knit unit both of them, and they have no problem coming together to solve problems.

I can pose the same question that you posed Jim, where has anybody been to help me, where has anybody been when I needed them? The only one that has been out to help me has been Jenny and she ended up getting her ass tattooed and needing laser removal surgery. Understand that we were banned from ringside but since when has this group giving a rat's ass about rules? I think Thaddeus said it very well and his latest promo for the upcoming Warfare about how we need to come together better as a unit. It has come to my attention that all of you look up to me as the leader, so maybe I need to show a little better leadership. Even if that means tough love. I do look at all of you as brothers but Jim you could have come to us a little more subtly because now rumors are swirling that there might be a breakup and a huge shake up within the roster. If we want any respect at all we need to come out on the final show before the Pay-Per-View and we need to completely take it over. We need to show the world and the wrestling community that we are the real deal. If we refused to do so that we are going to crumble like everybody thinks that we are. Whatever happens at the pay-per-view happens but right now look at the position that we are in...... all of the titles for the most part that even matter are in our camp. The Trio's titles, but Universal title, and the Hart title. The only ones we are missing that are worth a shit are the actual Tag Team titles and the extreme title but I think Dolly has their own issues to deal with with Micheal and the Tag Team titles should come to us in this tournament. Everybody looks at us as being weak but why doesn't anybody realize that they are just mind games that are being played to make us think that we are weak so that we can fight amongst ourselves. We hold two-thirds of the gold in this entire place and yet we want to bicker like school girls about who didn't help who. If everybody is on board then everybody needs to respond and say that they are on board if they are not simply say Hey listen I can't always be relied on and we won't rely on you but from this point forward communication is key.

He ended the call hours ago, you dolard. Another fine example of the lack of connection ans communication within your group. That kind of reminded me of any time your holding a mic or filming one of your stupid home movies.... You be talking, but nobody listenin'.

I may steal a few pages from your playbook though.... Lose a few big matches, make myself look weak.... Carry on with that veil for a bit to fool everyone.... yeah.... What do you think, Theo? Should we start throwing some matches too?!

And one other thing. You've already shown us how far those Tag Titles are out of your reach. Why put yourself through that grueling tournament just to slam into that brick wall again?

Damn. You are something Chris Chaos.

Thaddeus Duke · **05-21-2017, 09:06 PM**

[Duke]Fuck...

Who the fuck has time for Skype? Christ Jim, just call me next time you want to cry. At least that way I can physically ignore the call.[/duke]

Deep sigh.

[Duke]I probably shouldn't have said that last part out loud. [/duke]

JimCaedus · **05-21-2017, 10:10 PM**

::BVVVT::

The fuck?

Video message from:

Thadly Dukester

A little late, goddammit...

I view...I gape then narrow my eyes.

Spunky lil' fucker...Christ, he fits in with Ax3 so well.

I respond.

"Look, Thaddeus...everyone knows I don't push the whole "I'm in charge here" horseshit but if I convene a fuckin' group discussion it's imperative that you join in, bro. You were recently speaking about pulling together as a team, remember? And I-"

BVVVT

Video message from:
Unknown contact/Griffin McAlister

I view.

"Who the fuck?"

I respond.

"I'll safely assume, since you're familiar with Sebastian, that you have history here. Noted. So I'll say this with as much respect as I can muster in context. Get the fuck off the Ax3 line."

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **05-21-2017, 10:16 PM**

BEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Woah! My bad. Elbow was on the numberpad....

JimCaedus · **05-21-2017, 10:44 PM**

"Who is it this time!?"

Vanessa leans off her reverse cowgirl position in irritation and reaches for my phone on the nightstand. I beat her to it.

"Baby I told you, you hafta share me with the XWF if you wanna get down like this."

Video Message from:
Ax3 Enemy #1: The Doc

I view...

Spunky ol' fucker...he'd fit in with Ax3 so well. I'll hafta beat that epiphany into that octogenarian skull asap.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **05-21-2017, 10:49 PM**

2014?! Man, you have to be out of the loop a bit, am I right? Welcome back and allow me to introduce myself, my name is Doctor Louis D'Ville. I'm kind of a big deal and although being an extremely busy fellow, the doctor's doors are ALWAYS open. I would be MORE than happy to share a session with you, my friend. I've never been one to turn away from a new patient.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (05-21-2017)

(05-21-2017, 10:44 PM)JimCaedus Said: "Who is it this time!?"

Vanessa leans off her reverse cowgirl position in irritation and reaches for my phone on the nightstand. I beat her to it.

"Baby I told you, you hafta share me with the XWF if you wanna get down like this."

Video Message from:
Ax3 Enemy #1: The Doc

I view...

Spunky ol' fucker...he'd fit in with Ax3 so well. I'll hafta beat that epiphany into that octogenarian skull asap.

I'm also #1 in the Pengiun's Ranks two weeks in a row.... Coincidence?!

Thaddeus Duke · (05-21-2017)

[Duke]Yeah probably. [/duke]

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