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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (06-06-2013)

The king was scheduled to appear at Wednesday Warfare but he was too busy dancing his booty off at the royal ball.

While he was dancing with a dozen hookers, John received a phone call.

Shane

: "MY KING!"

John Madison: "HEIL."

Shane

: "King, they are talking about sending Peter Gilmour up to the throne to challenge you."

John Madison: "Wot?!"

Shane

: "They still think that this 'King Match' is gonna happen. What shall we do, my king?"

John Madison: "I thought my message was clear when I attacked that son of a bitch, Nightmare, on Madness. Why do my people defy me, Lord

? I only want what is best for everyone."

Shane

: "I.... I don't know!"

John Madison: "Nightmare defied me on Madness, and now Peter Gilmour is defying me. There must be NO MORE DEFIANCE!"

Shane

: "It gets worse, my king."

John Madison: "Wot?!"

Shane

: "Yes. That evil Paul Heyman put together not one, but TWO wild card matches for Monday."

John Madison: "WOT! Why is he not getting the message? You know what-- let them-- both of them! Let them waste their time and energy. At the end of the day, the contract is what matters. Paul and Wallace are gonna get all these boys pumped up for nothing because I'm not defending. I won't! I WONT DO IT, SHANE! YOU HEAR ME?!"

Shane

: "Yes, my king! Heil, heil, HEIIIIIIIILLLL!"

John Madison: "As long as your ink doesn't touch the contract to this proposed 'king match,' then nothing will happen. In the end, Paul Heyman and Wallace Witasick will just look foolish."

Shane

: "Yes, king! FOOLISH!"

John Madison: "I must end this phone call now. Flo just showed up to the party. HEY FLO!"

Shane

: "Yes, my king! Give Lady Flo my best."

John Madison: "And you tell Luca to assemble the knights! Assemble the knights, I say! We must defend our kingdom. HEIL!"

Shane

: "HEIL!"

~~Mister Mystery 17 31707 1~~ · (06-06-2013)

:MM 17 31707 1:
It looks like ever since the Feders -- Flo included -- had a hand in brutalizing John Madison and scarring him with a branding iron that said "The Feders Were Here," poor Johnny has gone full

. Doesn't he know you can't just cancel the special olympics? All these mindless, braindead idiots in the XWF need to get their fix. They want a piece of Johnny just like I've already had long ago; Gauntlet Mother Fucking City..

Who else here can say they've defeated John Madison and went on to burn their last name into his flesh? You guys know why John Madison doesn't have any championship belts? Because I'm the one with the belt he almost had. I along with Unknown Soldier and Peter Gilmour are the ones in the XWF who can lay claim to victories over this king of yours. All John Madison gets is a makeshift paper crown because Shane knows nobody in the wrestling industry would ever buy into the thought of John Madison having an actual championship belt around his waist.

XWF staff and roster -- play your games and hold your contests to see who can meet King Madison at the special olympics, but bear in mind you can accomplish so much more simply by visiting your local Burger King and actually acquiring a real, legitimate crown to wear on your head; unlike that shit Madison let

plop on top of his head.

Sid and Flo send their regards, King.

The Messenger · **06-06-2013, 12:12 PM**

...While the Tyrant plays...

...He watches from a distance...

...While the Tyrant claims to be King...

...He plots his revenge...

...While the Tyrant plays hide the crown with Shane

between the sheets...

...He definitely looks away, in disgust...

...And plans his return...

...His rebirth...

...The Crown must be defended...

...King Madison...

...Shane

...

...St. Louis...

...He's coming...

**06-06-2013, 12:41 PM**

Hey Flo! Look who finally came out to talk.

Mister Mystery 17

I was worried we lost you after you let Johnny beat you in the Gauntlet. You know, the only match that really mattered. The headline match; the match which was included in the name of the show. The match where I earned a victory over.... EEEEEEEEVERYBODYYYYY.

But you go ahead and keep bragging about the piece of bread that I tossed your way in that little six man scuffle. I'm glad we ended up giving you something for all your effort. Gotta keep them peasants happy somehow.

As for this crown I wear... Don't worry, Mystery. They'll line up. The line will stretch for miles as they look to contend for my "paper crown." I suppose this crown is pretty worthless... but they want it. You, Peter, Soldier and Sid want it... and you'll line up to try to take it from me.

They're all lining up right now as we speak.

Too bad they won't have a shot any time soon.

Luca, escort this beggar away. He's done speaking.

John_Black · (06-06-2013)

If nobody is able to get a shot at the "Paper" Crown...Why should it matter in the first place to beat Madison?. I'm thinking that this upcoming pay per view is going to be a hoax if the next guy is going to dethrone Madison like the massacre in Macbeth.

So, this "Wild Card" business that is happening RIGHT now, is going to become a failure if one SUPERSTAR think they can claim being the King Of XWF. I can easily foreshadow that who ever wins the chamber, will get screwed over by the Black Circle.

Fuck Madison and his Crew.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (06-06-2013)

Luca finally arrives on the scene, and lays out the red tape between Mystery and Black from Madison's throne. Content with that, and the fact that he can still keep coming from absolutely nowhere, he turns his attention to the king.

"Madison, I can't rally the knights. You got drunk and decapitated them all...

For the third time...

This month...

And it's only the 6th."

The Messenger · **06-06-2013, 04:03 PM**

...Luca Arzegotti...

...Your Angel of Darkness has a message for you...

...Leave the Black Circle...

...They'll use you up until you no longer serve a purpose, just like N.A.Z.I...

...Just like Sebastian Duke...

...Cut your ties with the Black Circle while you still can...

...He hopes that your encounter with his Messenger on Monday night was warning enough...

...Don't make me do it again...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-06-2013)

John boy, keep ducking me, Soldier and Mystery. When I win that chamber match, and believe me I WILL WIN THAT CHAMBER MATCH.. I am going to kick your ass just like Joffrey kicked John Snow's ass!

You are not worthy to hold the crown. You sir are a measly peasant while I am the TRUE KING OF THE XWF and after I slay 5 other men, I will tear you limb from limb and drop your rotting corpse next to Mr. Potato Fucker Shane

.. You're a paper king and sooner or later ur sorry ass is going to get destroyed. I am 1 of the 6 ppl vying to face you. don't be scared johnny because you WILL defend that crown. it may not be me, but if it is, best believe I am going to kick your ass and shove that paper crown u have so far up your ass you'll taste your own shit!

MAN UP OR GET FUCKED UP!

**06-06-2013, 06:53 PM**

How dare you, Peter!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-06-2013)

NO! HOW DARE YOU NOT PUT THAT PAPER CROWN ON THE LINE! COWARD!

**06-07-2013, 09:23 AM**

You're not getting shit, Peter. I have more power in this place than Paul Heyman and Wallace Witasick combined and you are NOT getting a shot, you fat turd.

The crown stays on ME.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:15 PM**

just remember.. I FUCKED THE QUEEN!! (not Flo Feder)

~~Sean Falcon~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:18 PM**

The Queen? As in, The Queen of Extreme, Francine?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:24 PM**

no this lovely lady ;)
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#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (06-07-2013)

"Rape doesn't count, Gilly. Stick to your league, this queen:

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Just saying."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:28 PM**

wow is that your mother?

and how can i rape my own fiance? FAIL!

~~Sean Falcon~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:28 PM**

Meh, I have better.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 06:28 PM**

ur mother and sister dont count sean ;)

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (06-07-2013)

"Oh wow, I had no idea your fiancé was a common street whore! That's great!"

OOC: I honestly had no idea that was Velvet Sky. Lol

~~Sean Falcon~~ · (06-07-2013)

Yours do. :)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 08:20 PM**

wow mom jokes.. so becoming of jobbers from madness

~~Sean Falcon~~ · **06-07-2013, 08:30 PM**

(06-07-2013, 06:28 PM)Peter Gilmour Said: ur mother and sister dont count sean ;)

You started it.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2013, 08:47 PM**

oh stop

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