TJ Adams: Ladies and gentlemen it is I, "The Law" TJ Adams! I have made my way to this... Hellhole to enlighten all of you. I'm issuing an open challenge to the best of the best in this place to simply come at me, bro. Now obviously, I need to give you a little... Background check. When I was a kid I had to earn anything and everything I got, so that's why I wanted the best of you to step up to the plate and shut me up, because as far as I can see, none of you have proven anything to me. I want you to prove yourselves to a man that my peers call "The Jesus Christ of professional wrestling". So XWF, who's next?

I'll give you a couple stigmatas so you can live up to your namesake a little better.

(07-05-2016, 03:39 PM)Abaddon Said: I'll give you a couple stigmatas so you can live up to your namesake a little better.

Hehehe. Don't be so confident my friend. You don't know the things I've seen, and if you are truly accepting my challenge, you won't live to see those things.

"Chilling."

"I know I'm positively terrified of you both."

"Or I'm lying."

"I wonder which it is."

Now here's a man that I can actually find time to face. You have something that I desire, did you know that? Who am I kidding, you probably get people gunning for your title everyday, and I respect you for that. How 'bout you and I become associates?

Isn't it sad that no one in the entire XWF is even trying to make waves except this rookie journeyman straight off the streets? This kid's probably like two weeks out of wrestling school, but at least he's got a big enough sack to make a challenge.

Here we are, coming up on one of the biggest PPVs the XWF puts on, and we can't even get enough of you jackasses to sign up for the Leap of Faith match itself! The one that gets you a HUGE prize and makes you an instant star!

No, you'd all rather sniff sherbet.

Worthless.

Welcome to XWF, TJ. You'll probably be sexually assaulted by the end of the day. Don't fight it.

TJ Ill shut that mouth of yours up and show you why they call me the future

Ok. I don't know who you are, and quite frankly I'll never get around to learning, because I don't care. If they called you here to carry my things then here. I'll also have you know, Bellhop, that I'm a household name in several companies but you wouldn't know that, because you're one of those - small minded - people. Thanks for the invitation to that Leap Of Faith match though, I'll more than likely be taking up your offer, but not the sexual assault one. Just take my shit to my room already.

The Universal Champion lowers his mirrored aviator shades and looks over the rims at the young brat running his mouth.

Wait... you're talking to me?

Ah.

Kid, I'm the guy at the top of all the lists around here, okay dude? You're the guy who just walked in the door wearing his sister's panties under his tights and started demanding respect.

I got respect. I won it, as you can tell by the BLINDINGLY bright Universal Title around my waist. I also bought it, since the XWF belongs to me.

You... you know what? Never mind. You and Gomez here can have yourselves a match, how's that?

Hi! Do you want a hug?

<3 Gator <3

No. All of the champions here have my respect, I didn't make myself clear. I accepted your invitation to the Leap of Faith match, and thanked you for the heads up of the impending rape. Gomez, or whatever this bellhop's name is, needs to fuck off before I "forget" to give him his tip. Also, I would like a hug, hugs are good.

Hi Ginger.

Are you thirsty?

Nope. I got some fun from my new friend Thomas. He taught me something new and fun to do. I just saw that everyone was being mean to TJ, and I thought he could use a friend.

<3 Gator <3

Hey, friends are cool. Just gives me less people to worry about running up on me.

TJ looks around the locker room, (if we wanna give a setting for whatever's going on here) He grabs his jacket and slowly puts it on, then his shades, before sitting on a bench.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a quick nap.

You're so pretty, Ginger...

Roxy walks slowly up to Snaps, then uses one slender index finger to comb a curl of the Scot's red hair back behind her ear.

Can I kiss you?

We see Tommy wonder inside the party of a newbie and hooker...

Shit, TJ you must be poppin some tags up in here. You throwing out challenges and shit, people like you deserve the best of the best to prove what you got in this bullshit fed! No i am not in the mood to fight chu', but given some support tho'

Then he witness Roxy willingness to seduce poor Ginger in the room.

Snaps, you need to focus on that parmaboy Gilmour, not this old two time hag that Vinny be sleeping with every night. She think she can seduce the people here, when in reality she like a bad pornstar who can't be satisfied with this Japanesse/American champion mole running the company.

Roxy replies by merely removing her high-end stilettos, rolling down her silk stockings and pulling them off.

She tosses them at the feet of Tommy Wish and slips the shoes back on her feet, folding her arms.

Don't act like you don't want them, Wish.

He looks at the stockings at his feet...tempted by his urge to pick em and sniff um...until he eyes at Roxy with the coldest look.

Look Roxy, i'm not fallen for it... you can keep them durty stockings and sell em on ebay or some shit... i'm tired of you tempting me...with--

How's this for temptation, Tommy?

If you can beat either of these rookies, or maybe even both of them in a triple threat... I'll let you put your finger in me for thirty seconds.

If you beat them both, and then beat Shade, I'll have sex with you.

<3 Gator <3

*cues in..*



Bitch what?... thirty seconds?... nahh fuck that, i'm good. I don't wanna be fighting the rookies, let them beat one another up. So i like to decline that offer ma'am.

(07-05-2016, 06:39 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: If you beat them both, and then beat Shade, I'll have sex with you.

WHA?????????????......wait hold up is this a godamn joke by you two? I'm already good with my fukbud Jonee. Snaps, i'd decline that, because i anit trying to be your sloppy seconds to Glimour eeckk.!

[/color]TJ suddenly hops up from his sleep to see Tommy and Roxy's conversation

Hmm... Seems like I've got a predicament on my hands. Tommy, bro, thanks for the support. Guys like you are the true MVPs. Now Roxy, why don't you leave my newfound friends here alone. Tommy might wanna finger fuck you, but I'm not letting him. It's for his own good.

Also...What do I get when I win? Nothing?

(07-05-2016, 06:42 PM)TJ Adams Said: [/color]TJ suddenly hops up from his sleep to see Tommy and Roxy's conversation

Hmm... Seems like I've got a predicament on my hands. Tommy, bro, thanks for the support. Guys like you are the true MVPs. Now Roxy, why don't you leave my newfound friends here alone. Tommy might wanna finger fuck you, but I'm not letting him. It's for his own good.

I wouldn't even use my pinky to fucker her nasty ass snatch.

(07-05-2016, 06:40 PM)Tommy Wish Said: *cues in..*



Bitch what?... thirty seconds?... nahh fuck that, i'm good. I don't wanna be fighting the rookies, let them beat one another up. So i like to decline that offer ma'am.

(07-05-2016, 06:39 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: If you beat them both, and then beat Shade, I'll have sex with you.

WHA?????????????......wait hold up is this a godamn joke by you two? I'm already good with my fukbud Jonee. Snaps, i'd decline that, because i anit trying to be your sloppy seconds to Glimour eeckk.!

I won't be having sex with Peter. The offer is legitimate, but only if you win those matches.

<3 Gator <3

Oh Tommy... you're a terrible liar. Pity. Consider the offer rescinded.

TJ? You don't get anything because you won't be winning. The only thing you'll be beating is your own meat later on when you try to remember the smell of my perfume.

Ta ta for now, job squad.

Roxy gathers her hosiery and leaves... but not before winking at Ginger once more.

Ginger, don't forget to Snap me, okay?

I'm sorry, but I don't fap to whores, or anyone for that matter, because I'm a good christian boy. Now if you'd please leave me the fuck alone so I can go to sleep, I'd be thanking you, but you're causing too much damn noise. I don't need anything when I win anyways, because as I said earlier, I earn the shit I get.

Tyler lays back down on the bench and tries to sleep

(drezdin walks over to see what is all the hoopla is about. as he walks over there he see roxy, ginger, and tommy. he looks over at tommy, then to roxy, over ginger, back over to tommy.)

drezdin:well well well look who we have here its onone toher than tommy wish himself. I knew that when I heard that voice it was you. you are a sucka for a beautifull women...or in this case two huh? but non the less since ive got you for a moment I was wondering if you remember when we both saw each other that one day in the local xxx strip club? because if you do there was one women that works there who wants to get to know you. I promised her that if the next time I see him or should I say in this case you l will let him know. so would you let her to get to know you? ive got her number if its a yes......now that I think about it there one other one as well that works there roxy that's wants to get to know you...personally. till then roxy tommy what ever your answer is im wondering the hall ways.

(drezdin walks away out the locker room in the hall way)

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

TJ Rolls off the bench into Push-Up position before hopping to his feet. He scratches his head and looks around.

I still wasn't given a proper challenge, so i might as well wait for someone to contact me later on today. If no one does, then we can all say goodbye to the bellhop.

(07-05-2016, 06:39 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: If you beat them both, and then beat Shade, I'll have sex with you.

''Now ginger you know he can't beat me''.

"Adams, you're the what? Tenth in two or three weeks, to have an open challenge as a rookie, or in Drezdin's case, has-been.

You're no one yet, and I don't give a fuck if you respect me. I don't respect you. If you can beat Shade or Abaddon, in a handicap, I'll consider facing you. Until then, you're a no one that I am no longer taking note of.

Good afternoon."

(07-06-2016, 01:16 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Who wants Rape Juice?"

What flavor is it?

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Herpies flavor

(07-06-2016, 03:11 PM)TJ Adams Said: Herpies flavor

That's the gift that keeps giving.

(07-06-2016, 05:40 PM)Luna Hightower Said: "Bwhahaha. What a fucking joke. You crack me up."

You have a really weird sense of humor. You laugh at the weather report and craft fairs, doncha?

That's in between the times you're chewing the cuticles of your toenails or just bashing your forehead into the wall at Chuck E. Cheese until they give you 3 tickets and a box of pencil erasers.

.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Luna, but I don't think your record is going to threaten me into backing down from your challenge. You are nothing more than a bitch with Multiple Personality Disorder and thinks that just because she woke up one morning and dyed her hair that she is stronger. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! People don't turn super saiyan here, but it might just be that time of the month again. I suggest using a tampon... I guess that's what those things are for.

TJ had no idea about the products that women bought besides the product name. He had no use for them, so why the fuck should he know about them? He tosses the pack of tampons to Luna before turning back to the rest of the group he was already talking to.

Well fine, that ONE guy gets to go Super-Saiyan. smh

Are you guys a bunch of fags? You know what? I'm just going to go home and be ALONE.

(07-05-2016, 04:12 PM)TJ Adams Said: Now here's a man that I can actually find time to face. You have something that I desire, did you know that? Who am I kidding, you probably get people gunning for your title everyday, and I respect you for that. How 'bout you and I become associates?

"Associates?"

"From our brief encounter, what about me screamed the need for an associate?"

"I'm not being facetious, I'm actually curious."

"What evidence did you derive your conclusion from?"

I guess the newbie doesn't want to get molested too here......oh welll

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!