I hope you don't have as much trouble keeping that title on your waist as you do keeping my name out your dick sucking mouth.




I mean really? Ginger Snaps vs Vinne Lane? Why is this a match? Who let either of these females out the kitchen?



Even Frodo probably has trouble telling who is what gender and that guy can sniff a tranny better than Vinnie can sniff coke, you got the woman that looks like a man and the man that looks like a bitch.


I can't believe a divas match is main eventing Wednesday Warfare, Lord have mercy.



I don't know if I should show my face and take you both out, or let my girlfriend Jackie do it give her my briefcase and let her cash in to become the new Divas champion instead.Why would I want that title? I'm still trying to work out where the prestigious XWF Universal title went after it mysteriously disappeared after Relentless.



Fuck.



Good luck in your match though.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"