Just being honest...
Not being a douche...

But this won't get you a win over Hero believe it or not... The trash talk was extremely lacking, and that's his strong point. The back story was also lacking.

You shouldn't sale yourself short because you think that you're RPing against a lesser foe... make every RP as if you were in a Universal Title shot.

One of Hero's typical posts would be judged, if I were judging, as better than this.