(The scene opens into the arena in Toronto with 120 thousand screaming fans. Ray being the showman that he is jumps from the top of the rafters and hand glides down to the ring whilst shouting IIIIIITS RATINGS TIIIIIIIME!)

~Ray Tings~ Who in this extreme federation wants to take a trip to the top of the ratings chart with Ray Tings because we all know Ray Tings = Ratings! Who is tough enough to be my partner and no im not talking about that show where newbies go to get smoked by Bob Holly! I need a real partner! Whos it going to be? Is it you Doctor DeVille? Is it you Bruce? Not all at once now! Form a single file line and have your cover letters ready for my review!