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~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 01:27 PM**

Right, because once again, only Frodo has ever said cool story, bro. I forgot. My horrible mistake. But hey, keep grasping for shit. You've gained everyone's respect with your ability to point out slight similarities if you strain really hard. Be careful, by the way, you might hurt yourself if you keep reaching for shit.

Oh, and yes, I do know my father. In fact, he raped my when I was a kid, you know, as was widely publicized. Something that happens to me, because unlike you people actually know who I am. Especially when I was voted Rock Goddess of last year. And the spreads I get in music magazines whenever I drop a new album. Oh, shit, I even headline tours. But you? People don't even know who the fuck you are. Didn't people come to you wanting you to sign shit for other wrestlers because they had no idea who the fuck you were? When you did a signing at... Walmart? That was the highlight of your career, a signing at Walmart. Fantastic.

And, since you're too stupid to figure it out. You accused me of being related to Frodo and Swagmire, because I've been around them, and because you're a fucking

, I threw up an equally fucking stupid accusation about you. See how it works? You fucking moron.

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