Gio then notices that he's talking to a plastic bag. The bag reads '$ee you next Wednesday'... And yes, that's a Thriller reference. $haddap. Another figure appears. Use your imagination.

$¢iuto: I see you've met my $tunt Double. He has a ¢ontract...he takes all of my bumps for me. I dunno if this is a trick... but thanks. I've only ever held one title... I appreciate this.

The figure $lings the title over his shoulder, holds his fist out for Gio to 'bump'...Gio merely glares the figure down... before turning to the plastic bag... and 'bumping' it. It rolls away. Cuz it's a plastic bag.

$MB: ...You're one $trange dude... I like you.

He then bumps the fist against his ¢hest, before lifting up the 'peace' $ign... taking off into the night w/the newly renamed title.

|all hail The $WO ¢hamp|

//tb¢