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Ashe_Dawson · **07-10-2014, 06:00 PM**

An XWF camera is walking around the alleyways of Pittsburgh, Suddenly appearing from a dark area into the yellow street lights is Ashe Dawson. He is looking around and then he looks into the camera.

Hello XWF fans welcome to where i spent most of my teenage years, the more scummy areas of Pittsburgh. Dodging drug dealers who wanted to make me sell their shit, homeless men who wanted to beat me up for any possessions of mine they could sell and avoiding watching my mom work the corner and not thinking about how food was placed on our table. You see I learned the hard way about being tough and how possessions like championships make you a target.

Now next Monday night on Madness "The God of Extreme" Paul Heyman decided he wanted to either punish or test me. I am not sure which but either way I will show him and the rest of the XWF locker room that "The Lunatic Fringe" is NOT to be fucked with. I am in a Fatal Four Way and honestly I have never seen any of my other three opponents in action. Also one of them is a FUCKING WOMAN! I do not wrestle women, I will not wrestle a woman. I maybe crazy but I do have respect for women unless they try to screw up my matches.

Now let's start with the woman, ODB a former TNA Knockout, a former champion I may never have seen a match you wrestled but I do know who you are and I know for damn certain you are out of your depth and you do NOT BELONG IN THE RING WITH ME! So honey for your sake please go back to your bar, do not show up to Madness and do not get in the ring with me. I will not be held responsible for my actions against you. Stay safe and just stay at home and watch the show on TV.

Now onto the REAL competition Khalif Compton, wow the late 90s and New Jack called and they want their "gangsta" gimmick back. I have heard you are a short tempered little man, well sweetheart your short temper will have no impact against me I am too damn good and too damn crazy to let you have your way. You step into the ring against me, I will break your arm, I will break your legs, I will break your head if I have to to win this match. Last week Mastermind and Aaron Andrews cost me a win in that triple threat and I want to get a win before I get my hands on Mastermind again. I am going to go full speed against you and if you are not ready you will hit a Dead End.

Now onto Morbid Angel, I am surprised you have not been sued yet by stealing the name of a Death Metal band. Now you are not from America and I have no idea if you can speak a word of English so I will do my talking in the ring on Monday night. Now a little birdy told me that you had an accident a few years ago and your leg is not in the best condition. So now I know where to target when I fight you, you may think you are this big monster bad ass but let me tell you this I may not be 6'10 or 450 pounds but I am just crazy enough to beat the hell out of you before you can use any of those power moves against me.

So Paul Heyman if you watch this little promo I am gonna "Shoot" on you a little and say that you may have ran ECW.....into the ground but no matter what matches you put me in "The Lunatic Fringe" will survive, win and keep fighting. I hope to one day look you face to face and slap that goofy smile off of your face Pauly. I will see you and my opponents on Monday night in our nations capital of Washington D.C. Do not get in my way Heyman, I will be watching my back.

The camera fades out as Ashe Dawson walks back into the dark alleyway.

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