Owen Octavious Carter comes on screen to represent his client Gilmour Classic. He's wearing a red and black suit and has a sadistic look on his face.
Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Owen Octavious Carter and today I have a major announcement. Better yet, I'll let my buddy Sean from Seanz View Entertainment have the honor. Take it away, Sean!
OOC shows the clip of youtube user SeanzViewEnt breaking the news on Kevin Steen AKA Gilmour Classic, and WWE.
Kevin Steen aka Gilmour Classic to WWE
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There you have it folks.
Kevin Steen is headed to WWE developmental.
And since Gilmour Classic is Kevin Steen, that means he won't be able to compete on Monday Madness.
NOT!!!!!!
Come on, Peter. Did you think you were gonna get off the hook that easy? You thought that Kevin Steen, AKA (but don't tell him) Gilmour Classic was just gonna leave XWF just because Vince McMahon pulled into his driveway with a dump truck full of cash?
Oh Peter, you are sadly mistaken! Maybe back in the day Vince would have controlled Kevin Steen that easily, but now that he is Gilmour Classic, NO ONE can control the demon. Not even me!
When you watched youtuber SeanzViewEnt break the news, you probably thought that you were off the hook, didn't you Peter? Yes, you thought Sean was your savior! You saw that announcement and immediately thought in your puny brain:
"Oh my God, no more GC! I'm not gonna get raped on Monday! No more "'fake accounts!'"
Is that what you think GC is, Peter-- a "fake account?" Let me ask you this. If this whole "fake account" conspiracy of yours is true, will it matter in the end? Because let's face it, Gilmour Classic has done a better job of being Peter Gilmour than you'll ever be! He was the 1 in Kendall Sawyer's once flawless record! And after Ms. Sawyer lost to GC, her career seemed to go downhill, much like the Imperial Erotican and Vellore Brommer. What have those three been up to ever since they felt the wrath of the devil's favorite demon?
It's because my client sent all three of them to hell! Something that you could never do.
My client beat the European Champion, Peter. Do you realize this? Did you ever beat the European Champion or the US Champion? How does it feel to be the second best Gilmour in the federation?
So many questions, Peter. Yet I know you'll avoid every single one of them. But I have one more for you that I know you can't avoid.
How does it feel to know that come Monday night, you're going to get raped by Mr. XWF after you lose to Gilmour Classic?
I'm so glad Ozymandias came to his senses and is now listening to what me and my client have to offer.
OOC laughs wickedly.
Thank you, Ozy. This rape stipulation never would have been possible without you seeing as how Peter Gilmour is the biggest pussy in the world.