"THAT'S THE SAME THING I call ur mom!" the voice had a four letter word for every roster member's mother.

Guppy hummed, wickedly. The voice's esophagus was red like fresh grapes.

"I HEARD U WANT to fight somebody EASY! SO HOW ABOUT YOU FIGHT GUPPY PARSH ON THE NEXT warfare," the voice always had great suggestions, "IN A SUICIDAL DREAM MATCH!"

The voice's favorite demon, (the) Guppy, fishclawed in anticipation. Was Easy too busy signing up for shows he'd only have three days of preparation for to accept the call of battle? Was his vagina as gaping as Mr. Radio's? Was Easy the type to back down from every challenge thrown down?

"IN A SUICIDAL DREAMS MATCH there are no rules! THERE ARE JUST DREAMS!" the voice always considered itself to be a dreamer.

16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division



Universal Champions Defeated
Vinnie Lane
Peter Gilmour (x2)
Azrael Erebus
Sebastian Duke
Eli James IV
Jim Caedus
Trax
Chris Chaos
Robbie Bourbon
The Engineer


Shoutout to Graves for the banner