Hey Peter, I heard you were looking for me so that you could "end me."

Well, you're out of luck if you expect to find me in some broken down church. How about we meet in a more appropriate place, like an XWF ring?

Hell, I don't understand your frustration with me, Pete.

I don't hold any titles at the moment. In fact, I'm at the bottom, trying to work my way up. But I'm still on your hit list?

Shit, it must have something to do with me forcing that crowbar up your ass right after I forced the European Champion to tap out prior to the match even taking place. After all, if you truly felt like you walked away that night as the better man, you wouldn't be overly concerned with the former King of the XWF.

So back to what I was saying about us meeting in the ring... Let's settle this one on one, Peter. I know you looooove handicap matches, but I'm not interested in sharing our moments together with anyone else. Plus, your only friend around here is Sid, and Sid already backed down from John Madison twice in the span of one year.

You don't have to put your title on the line.

But maybe you can talk me into putting something on the line.

Maybe I would be willing to retire from active competition in the XWF if you were somehow able to beat me. Maybe I would even get down on my knees and suck your dick.

However, that type of stipulation would require you to put something up as well. No-- not you leaving, since I cannot bear the thought of losing my punching bag for one second. I'm not interested in your title either.

I want something more personal, Pete.

How about, if you lose, I get to choose your new body/look? In other words, I take you back to your favorite plastic surgeon and I have him give you an entirely new look.

Don't worry, I'm not going to turn you into some mutated farm animal or anything like that. I'm a reasonable person, just ask NAZI and Supernova.

So if I lose, I suck your dick and never set foot in a wrestling ring ever again.
If you lose, you get a new look of John Madison's choosing. And you must keep that look until you beat me.

I'm also okay with you backing down from that and us just having a straight up one on one contest where I get up in ya' with a crowbar again.

Careful, Peter. Slow down and think about your next move.

Choose wisely.