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Tony Santos · **12-22-2013, 03:42 PM**

(12-22-2013, 03:25 PM)Michael McBride Said: "Oh lad, the fact that you're paying so much attention to me, puts a smile on me face. You must have some sort of crush on me. That's okay, everyone loves the Irish, and yes Tony. I am Irish. I'm just so damn good, I can talk in many accents, but don't let that fool you fella. I am full blooded Irish and proud of it. Oh do tell us why were you in a WWE ring? Did you forget where you work? Or did your "break" cause you to lose your mind? Were you so bored that you had to go to The WWE and play ass tag with John Cena? That's a shame. How the mighty have fallen, a damn shame."

Ah, the "you're gay" defense, eh? Are you afraid of me having a crush on you, lad? You think I'll make your precious, Irish pooper a little too happy? Or that I'll stomp down hard on those baby cajones in full on sadistic glory? Hey, it might be good for you, boyo. I could permanently turn you in to a squealing pig fit for the dirty pen you'd be better off rolling around in, rather than, you know, pretending to be a serious contender to anything in particular.

As for my tenure in WWE? I played ass tag with John, alright. I unfortunately became a bit too vicarious and decided to take a shot at a kinky lil' game of reach around. He liked it a little too much, and unfortunately, his repressed feelings for men with long hair were too much to handle, forcing him to have me fired from the company so he could boink a Bella and disregard his wife, thus feeling like a testerone-filled MAN in the process.

I regret nothing. You should regret existing.

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