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Unknown Soldier · (02-18-2013)

Unknown Soldier: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Did he just say that he wanted to besmooch me? That doesn't make sense!

Dante Kyllen: "No, he said you're besmirching him, you idiot."

Unknown Soldier: "I liked the part about the beheading much better."

Unknown Soldier tries to snap his fingers like John Madison, but then realizes that he actually has no idea how to do it. The demonic disciple then just proceeds to stand up from the rotting old couch he was sitting on to turn on a light. Hovering directly behind him and now visible because of the light is two severed heads. One is Johnathan Cable and the other is some stupid blacklisted sore loser from both Soldier and Madison's past.

Unknown Soldier: "I can't help but agree with you here John. Absolutely destroying and making your opponents into room decorations can be an exciting thrill. So I'll let you have your fun this week with your toiletry match. But it is well documented, as you know, that the Blood Lust can never be tamed and I will get my fill. If you know what I mean.... and by that I mean suck the blood out your orifices like a vacuum."

Unknown Soldier: "Can I ask you a personal question that only the two of us could answer John? Do you prefer skull fucking a behead corpse or vaginal intercourse with the headless body? Sometimes, to me, necrophilia just isn't the same when I can't stare into the whites of her eyes while I'm balls deep in her asshole... Know what I mean?"

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