Hey people! What's going on? Name's Karl. I used to e-fed aaaaaaaages ago! Not quite sure if I'm ready to lace up my e-wrestling boots or not, but Zach said this place is right on, so right on!

You guys had Johnathan Cable here! Aww man! If I would have joined sooner, you would have seen the greatest feud in the history of feuds! No, sadly, I'm not Sean Corvik... My feud with Cable stems from me talkng shit about his girlfriend leaving him and saying that I would fuck his girlfriend and he challenged me to a fight in a pub he bartended at in Jacksonville, Florida.

But yeah. Good times!