Kanye West’s “Jesus Walks” blasts over the p.a system as Troy Turner walks out from behind the curtain. Troy Turner is wearing sunglasses and an all Gray suit with a sledgehammer in hand.



As he makes his way down the aisle Troy taunts fans who are happy to greet him with boos and middle fingers. Troy walks up the steps and asks the ring announcer to sit on the middle rope as he enters the ring. The crowd is all over him while he brings the microphone up to his mouth.

{Troy Turner}
These last few days have been rough for me.

The crowd boos loudly with the cameras showing children and elderly people flipping Troy Turner the bird.

{Troy Turner}
No please…let me…let me explain. Let me explain before you guys judge me, and throw those hateful words my way. I…I can’t even sleep. I lay my head down, well first I fuck some bitch, but then I lay my head down. I lay my head down on my pillow and close my eyes. But something keeps ringing in my head. Something repeats non stop where I just can’t get any sleep. I’ve tried pills, I’ve tried downing shots, and nothing will get this phrase out of my mind. I think I need help…I want help.

The crowd quiets down to listen where Troy Turner is taking this apology

{Troy Turner}
I close my eyes and try to fall asleep and all I hear… over and over and over… all I hear is…

DOWN GOES JEB… DOWN GOES JEB!!!!

Troy Turner lifted the microphone up like The Rock and yelled that last phrase as the crowd really lays in with the boos. The jeers are almost deafening at this point. Troy Turner lowers his head and the mic with a wicked grin on his face.

{Troy Turner}
And you know what? After the DOWN GOES JEB…DOWN GOES KAIN-FAN, after that gets old and tired and boring…something else starts to creep in…and it goes a little something like this. Hold on… let me clear my throat.

….Ok ready?

It goes…

DOWN GOES JOE!!!! DOWN GOES JOE!!!



Troy Turner starts laughing to himself as the crowd continues voicing their displeasure. Troy Turner in just a few days has become one of the most hated men in XWF and the crowd is showing no signs of changing that belief.

{Troy Turner}
Come on now, seriously. What happened to Jeb and lets just call that other dude Chuck… again… was a mistake…again. I’ve heard the talk, I’ve read…well I’ve paid someone to read the hate mail, I’ve been told about the dirt sheets..everybody hates me. EVERYBODY hates motherFUCKING Troy Turner. And all I ask… is why? Slip-ups happen all the time people. Did you guys’ slip-up buying tickets and giving money to a company that apparently promotes old farts being smashed in the face by a Louis Vuitton boot? And I’m the sick one? Look in the mirror if you can stand the sight you nauseating shitfaces.

Troy Turner lowers the mic and leans on the top rope collecting his thoughts while the crowd yells obscenities his way. Troy Turner yells something to someone in the front row off the mic before continuing his promo.

{Troy Turner}
Every time I show up on XWF television I can feel the hatred growing, when in reality ALL this hostility is merely misdirected. You see, I missed…again.
I had Joey boy lined up perfectly; it’s something I’ve been dying to do, salivating at the thought. And this motherfucker moves…again! I’m serious…This motherfucker moves… AGAIN!!! What kind of asshole am I dealing with? And poor Jeb. Plus this guy Chuck can only eat baby food now, and it’s all because Joseph Kain refused, and continues to refuse to handle our situation like men, like warriors. Show your disgust towards the reason for all of this…boo JoeKain…not me. I didn’t ask for this shit…AND…If you think about it… I’m the victim here.

The crowd breaks out with an ‘Asshole’ chant while Troy Turner covers his mouth trying to hide his smile. Even he knows he is far from a victim in this Joseph/Jeb saga.

{Troy Turner}
But Joey, I wont let you get away next time. Oh hell no. You see the first sledgehammer shot to your face I'll let Jeb crumble to the ground and hold your broken body. I'll give you that. Because… shit I have feelings. I’m not a monster… I know that might be traumatizing for him. So I'll LET him console his fallen seed. Because hey…I’m a nice guy. But what follows Joseph Kain.. What follows for you opening your mouth and talking about...The Revolution. I'll do for Me! Really you deserved to feel Jeb and Chucks pain. Why should you get away with letting someone else be harmed again? You are the monster Joseph…you are.

Troy Turner continues to try and sell to the world that this whole feud is Joseph's fault. Nobody knows whether or not Troy Turner is serious…or is he just continuing the mental manipulation…and destruction of Joseph Kain.

{Troy Turner}
This wednesday will be a telling one Joey. Lets just say on wednesday a psychotic, vengeful Joseph Kain showed up at Warfare. “Kill Troy Turner” was on your mind, and your misplaced fury landed Jeb back in the hospital and you with a sledgehammer to the spine… what are you going to do? How are you going to handle this Joseph? I’ve pushed you to the limit…or have I? I bet when I was bloodying your little 1 fan in the hospital days ago… you thought that was rock bottom. Well dig six feet deeper Joe, because this shit isn’t over with.

Troy Turner takes off his sunglasses and makes eye contact with the camera.

{Troy Turner}
Joey this shit isn’t over with; we got one last day before our clash at Warfare. And looking at all the matches on the card, every match has a story but the one with the most hatred and intensity, is ours. But after I've mopped the ring with you, This Revolution you so lightly speak of will bring the XWF to the next level and I have just the idea. an "idea" i will reveal… this week with the entire wrestling world watching. And believe me, Troy Turner will steal the damn show.

Troy Turner drops the mic, puts his shades back on his head, and exits the ring. What kind of...."Idea" will Troy Turner have in store for Warfare?