Uh oh....this isn't actually an opt-in...

We see "Psycho" Solomon Kline round the corner of his hotel and past an attendant with a room service cart. He pulls the key card from his wallet, slides it down the lock mechanism and opens the door only to see Sam Dyson dressed in the campiest vampire costume you can imagine. He raises his arms and bares his fangs with a hiss!

I VANT TO ZUCK YOUR DIIIIIICK!

Solomon, startled, backs up only to be steamrolled by the hotel worker with the room service cart, who is naturally actually Kristoffer Arroyo! The cart crashes into Solomon, sending him to the floor. Kris leaps on top of him for the pin, but as he does so, he looks up at Sam and says....

RACIST!

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