The exact moment this locker room attack is occurring, Nadine is wheeling her boss, Warfare GM Peter Principle, around the backstage area.

"Sir... are you sure it's a good idea to unilaterally approve an entire line of Darren Dangerous oriented merchandise and memorabilia? I mean..." Nadine starts rifling through a box of DD merch PP has personally commissioned... "T-shirts, two-headed snuggies, the Darren Dangerous action figure, DVDs... and a commemorative coin collection?"

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeee... *sigh* STAAAAAAAAAAAAAH." Peter struggles... his lips flare, his facial muscles twitch... Is his speech returning, little by little?

"I understand you believe Darren's a star, sir. I just think it's... maybe a little soon to label on every piece of DD merch 'Longest Reigning X-Treme Champion of All-Time' considering he's been champ... two-ish weeks?"

"TRRRRRRRRRRUSHHHH M...M...MEEEEEEEEEEEE. WHEEEEEEEEE... *wheeeze* KNOW... KNOW!"

"...When you know, you know?"

...Principle dings his bell.

The pair turn the corner into the locker room.

And see Tommy pinning Darren.

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Quote:Tommy Pin Time: 9/7/2025 - 11:15 AM
DD Kickout Time: 9/8/2025 - 02:30 AM

Distance - 15 hours, 15 minutes > 12 hours

Title Change

Nadine drops to count!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NEW X-TREME CHAMPION: TOMMY WISH!

...

"Gah.... Dammick."