Through the magic of television we are provided with Maddy's exact thought process as the above transpired.

Oh great, it's the other one. The one that smells like wet crotch. As if the salami wasn't bad enough. 

Now what are we....oh bitch!

OH BITCH!

Did you just slap me with my own titty?!!

Madison kicks out with a VENGEANCE! 

Oh TK you really fucking did it now! 

TITTIES! ENGAGE! DEFENSE PROTOCOL THETA IPSO THETA!

Suddenly, Madison's titties extend and clap TK's head between them, no doubt puncturing his ear drums! And if TK is upset about this he can only blame himself because he made Maddy's elasti-titties a thing! 

Maddies titties then slip back into their normal shape as TK falls to his knees, pawing at his ears as the tinnitus takes hold. She walks off into the sunset, having confidently defended her and her titties honor. 

Titty.