Hey lil Jizzle, you seen Thaddeus around here anywhere? I swear that pussycat is in hiding. Think you can help me pin him down? Me Charlie, you Jizzle, and then a pin?

The Nickleman walks into Jason's locker room clearly baked out of his mind, or perhaps that's just the way he is. Regardless, he trips over a life-sized cutout of bald Jenny Myst. He lands on Jason Cashe, who was polite enough to break Charlie's fall.