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JimCaedus · (10-18-2021)

Doc's sudden fall into the open grave had caused an avalanche of earth to cover our antihero (fuck am I sayin', ain't no one rootin' for Jimmy 😂) and as artificial lightning flashes over the awfully unkept graveyard- Charlie, what the fuck do we pay you for? -wing of XWF Mobile HQ illuminating the skeletal ref's knobby phalanges while they arc down for the three count, it seems the universally reviled Jim Caedus's X run is at an end.

That IS of course until Jim regains consciousness, his dirt coated right arm stabbing out to prevent the three by catching the ref's hand fleshy palm to boney palm (like lovers, fingers intertwined) in an iron grip. He rolls his hand forward, snapping the ref's fingerbones and eliciting an open-jawed silent scream from the lungless lich. That definitely counts as a-

KICK OUT!!

Doc looks to the mound below him as Jim's face pushes through-

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-and scowls. Jim's left arm stabs free clutching photos of Corey and Alias he shields himself with like a crucifix.

Doc draws back in horror, hissing something incoherent due to his dentures slipping. Ol' fuck. US's head lets loose with a tidal wave of insults but can't be heard clearly as his huge mouth is firmly lodged around Jim's crotch bulge beneath Doc and the dirt.

Hey, blame Doc, Soldier.

Still kickin' around with the guy who left you high and dry with the tag straps so many years ago Docsy?

I apologize for earlier by the way big bro, it may have appeared I was scared 'a ya but we both know we'd not deprive the people of our very first one on one taking place over the Universal strap...should I snatch it I mean.

Amirite?

Anyway...Arcana baby?

Jim sinks his face back below the dirt moments before we hear a-

POOF.

The graveyard begins to tremble... Doc rises to his feet in bewilderment, poofing from the grave to graveside as the interior quakes amidst a Soldier rant.

Doc wisely poofs even further away (the very edge of the cemetery) the moment the earth beneath his feet at graveside begins to rise-

-for what pierces forth is colossal, the head of Unknown Soldier bouncing away into the shadows as a monumental form skyscrapers upward, crashing through the ceiling of XWF Mobile HQ (it's ok, Arcana will fix it with magick later).

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ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!

Doc POOFS away in a cloud of piss-yellow smoke an instant before-

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XWF Mobile HQ vanishes in a wash of destruction...

...only to magically (told ya) reassemble as Caedzilla reverts back to the X-treme Champion. When the devastation has been erased-

No worries Docsy. I'll see you soon,

old friend...

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