What a suspiciously similar sweet silly scene suddenly stumbled upon; an entire section of First Class at rest...again...


Jim Caedus is again sleeping soundly in his seat, the ref, again, beside him curled up like a kitty snoring away, NKWC himself- you gotdamn skippy, again -with his head lying on Jim's chest peacefully asleep as well.


The ref stirs from his snooze and starts, silently kicking himself for a descent into dreamland before raising and slapping his hand down for the three cou-




















-nt? A three count?? Yes! It's a three count!!! Holy fucking SHIT! NKWC JUST PINNED-


Chaos, the ref asks? The hell you doin' on this flight, sucka? Chris Chaos smiles sheepishly and shrugs as NK stirs, knocking the bag of pretzels off of Chris's ample bosom. It lands on the floor with a crackle.


Christ alMIGHTY!! The ref, Chaos and NK all turn to the seat across the aisle (the OTHER aisle on the opposite side) as an angry woked up man rolls over to address those responsible. I'm tryna fuckin' SLEE-


NK and Jim's red-rimmed rage filled eyes lock.


YOU! ...AGAIN!


Jim KICKS OUT from beneath his comfy looking blanket.


NK's eyes widen and he rises to flee-


-but, seeing as they'd gotten intertwined whilst slumbering and spooning, NK gets his feet tripped up in Chaos's very lady-like long legs and crashes to the floor of first class.


Jim, gold nugget on a chain glowing (granting him super strength, remember? C'mon ppl) from beneath his 80s Thundercats pajama onesie, makes his way over, grabs North Korean War Criminal by the nape of the neck like a bad puppy and lifts him off the floor. Confusing CHAOS for ME? Tsk tsk...


As last time, walking War Criminal down to the nearest door as he flails in a panic. ::sigh:: Why do you make me do these things, Crimmy?


Using one arm, much to the horror of the other passengers- again -Jim flings open the door and tosses NKWC out, again, then slides it shut cutting off NK's terrified squeal.


Jim turns to the witnesses to deliver the Indiana Jones "No ticket" line again-


-to find an irritated male flight attendant standing before him.


MISTER Caedus... We simply cannot have you continuously tossing passengers from the plane!


Fuck off, he's fine. Just like last time. He's a war criminal; war criminals pack personal parachutes.


The attendant glances out the nearest window and sure enough, there's NKWC's freshly pulled chute opening now.


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