The ref baseball slides into position as Jim struggles!























1....
























Jim still can't break the pin!!























2.........!!!













The ref stops the count...Jim is CHOKING ON THE BANANA!!


Dock wait he- He's- He can't BREATHE, the ref exclaims in a panic!!


Jim thrashes, clutching at his throat- which would seem counterintuitive but what the fuck do you want, he's choking on a goddamn 🍌. A particularly thick and lengthy banana in fact.


For fucksake Dock, you're a docktor, DO SOMETHING, the ref orders!


Irritation as he rises to his feet. I'm not that kind of docktor.


Jim's eyes widen in terror, the faintest of frantic in and exhales escaping his blocked windpipe...


...he kicks desperately, booted heels smacking the floor with the staccato of life or death...






...the kicks die down...








...and Jim lies still, his eyelids resting halfway down...









...in death.



Jesus Christ, the ref spurts!



Dock adopts a look of dubious disbelief and, standing over Jim, slowly leans down and forward to peer into his lifeless visage....................















Jim's arms suddenly shoot outward to grasp Dock's face, fingers wrapping around the back of his head, palming his cheeks-




-and plants a kiss on Dock's lips!




A fraction of a second later, Jim's eyes widen in anticipation and he draws back, arcing his head back swiftly to nail Dock with a POINT BLANK headbutt-




-Dock POOFS away!




-Reappearing behind Jim, instantly dropping his boot for a skull-crushing finale-




-JIM POOFS AWAY!!!



Dock immediately spies Arcana peeking around the nearest corner, hand extended for the poof magic. Dock's eyes widen this time...but not for her...



...Jim reappears behind him and spins with a PURGATORY PUNCH-



-Dock POOFS away!!



Jim glances around to no avail, Dock is gone. He looks to Arcana, she shrugs.



Eyes burning with murderous rage. GodDAMMIT! ...... Who's the poof NOW D- Wait... Sunuva- A snarl raises the corner of Jim's top lip and with a growl- Love you Docksy. See you at War Games...maybe...

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