Using the magical time stopping powers that all X-Treme Champions get (it's a thing, look it up), Alias pauses on what to do. In his head he thinks 'how do I get Corey from 2 to 69, without him counting to 3?'.

A bright idea pops into his head. With the hip strength of Dionysus (it's a thing, look it up), he thrusts! Oh boy, what a thrust! Corey feels it in his very being as the kick out flips him into the air and onto his feet. WOW! The judges give him a 69/10. Not the kind Alias was after, but hey, his idea worked!

Alias meanwhile gets to his feet and sheepishly ducks out of the room as if he has something to cover up. It's definitely not a boner.


Nah, it's probably a cover up of the murder of the hopes and dreams of any of the other champions staying champ for long with Mr. 25/8 roaming about (it's a thing, look it up).