(12-04-2020, 06:23 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Vinnie walks in, sees Graves, sees Ozzie's kid, sees Dolly, sees Savannah...


"Aw dude, nope. No way, nuh uh."

(12-03-2020, 05:37 PM)SavannahKnightley Said:

(12-03-2020, 05:26 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Said: "My daughter is 15. If you go near her, I will break your face until you're unrecognizable to the masses. Do I make myself clear?"

A little young but not too young that I would get thrown in jail so tell her to give me a call some time.

Panzer prances on over to Lane and honks his nose, only for him to find out he has reindeer horns and a detachable red nose to his nose

"But Lane, don't you know the old adages?

If there's grass on the field, play ball.
If they can read, they can breed.
If they can count to three, they can take this seed.

Y'know, the really fucked up shit that these depraved individuals love to follow as if it's still the 1300s and people had to get on the baby making when they're 12 because life expectancy was what? 35? Even that's being generous. I could pop them back in time, y'know? Let them get the full Black Plague experience. No future equipment, give them the Terminator experience where they pop in front of a crowded tavern naked as fuck and see how well they'll be treated.

Buuuuut, I wouldn't get half the kicks I get out of seeing these folks in prisons, getting their asses beat daily and stabbed by inmates who don't take kindly to people who take a child's innocence away as an adult."

He then honks Lane's nose before teleporting to Doc's lap, arms around his neck before planting a big, fat, wet kiss to his cheeks

"Can I get a few livers from random people? I'm thinking of making an alcoholic's liver face off against a healthy person's liver. See if the liver throws up or plays dirty."