The Engineer appears on camera and he looks....yeesh! Clearly his war with Robbie Bourbon took a toll. His face looks battered, but that sadistic twinkle is still there. He appears to be sitting on a satiny red high backed chair, wearing a black silk robe, open and cutting dangerously low down past his navel. The Universal Championship is held in his right hand, still bearing some light blood splatter that may very well be his own.

Robbie goddamn Bourbon..... He whistles and shakes his head. Still not exactly sold on the philosophy, but the man brought the war. With a little head nod and a concilliatory roll of his hand, he salutes his challenger. Well met, sir.

But time marches ever onward. March Madness is just around the corner. And something deep down in my guts says that somehow....some way...this particular pay per view is SIGNIFICANT. Maybe its the ghosts of Lux's echo rolling around inside my head, but I just cant shake the notion. The champ looks a little perplexed. Can't put my finger on it though.

Anyhoo! Who's my next big obstacle to overcome? Some might say the choice is clear! The rumbles have been overt, the talk catching backstage and in the locker rooms like, dare I say it, a virus? So, as I do, because I am a FIGHTING champion, I figure I should make my intentions clear. I am offering a Universal Championship match opportunity to.....


Oh man, here it comes!


......


This is it!

.......

Damn, he's really dragging this out!


......


Oh come on, just say it already, we all know who you're gonna say!

......


JUST SAY IT! SAY SA-


.....KENZI GRAY-LACKLAN!


...wut?


Kenzi Gray-Lacklan! Again, for posterity. I mean, don't get me wrong....Sarah is AMAZING, but even she herself says that her beautiful, gorgeous, sultry.... The champ licks his lips lecherously. .....wife is her better. Plus, if we're going by recent performance....ehhhhh.... He waggles his hand in a "meh" way. ....I'm just sayin'!

So what'll it be, Kenzi? Wanna put all those outside commitments on hold for a date with yours truly? I know what my answer would be....