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Noah Jackson Offline
Very Serious Wrestler



XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest

(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)


#8
11-22-2019, 02:41 AM

"You're right, cunt I had to look it up. Because slang is based on age group and social circles and not nationality you lingual deficient fuck nugget. Don't judge me! My dad's American."

"I have never touched drugs, cunt! I am just a high functioning alcoholic! And leave cousin MJ alone, cunt, he's in rehab now, got a job as a shelf stacker at Coles, lay off the poor guy. If shenanigans occur, a roo would drag one of the participants and drown the cunt! Which we both know is only legal in a Billabong Brawl! Old mate Wallaby would cut that shit down the middle, give both wrestlers a fair warning and make a precise judgment call! As it should be! You're the type of cunt that would have a drop bear as a timekeeper you dozy shit stain. "

" You can tell your fucking Taz cunt with how far you're stretching here, cunt. Also, everyone knew you just card saying Jim-os to a box of Wheaties. Only reason people bought them is because Wheaties are sick and you sold them for pinecones! Yeah you may have had the last laugh when you had a stockpile of pinecones for swoop season, nailed a few magpies as we ran to the bus using our bags for cover BUT they were still Wheaties and you're still a kangaroo court cunt!"

" PS - Madison is very much a boomer and I will eat a Quokka when you show your birth certificate proving you were born in Tasmania!"

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W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Messages In This Thread
Quick Count - by Madison Dyson - 11-21-2019, 08:50 PM
Quick Count - by Noah Jackson - 11-21-2019, 10:26 PM
re:Quick Count - by Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 11-21-2019, 10:38 PM
Quick Count - by Noah Jackson - 11-21-2019, 11:06 PM
re:Quick Count - by Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 11-21-2019, 11:43 PM
Quick Count - by Noah Jackson - 11-22-2019, 12:26 AM
re:Quick Count - by Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 11-22-2019, 01:33 AM
Quick Count - by Noah Jackson - 11-22-2019, 02:41 AM
Quick Count - by Shawn Warstein - 11-22-2019, 04:50 AM
re:Quick Count - by Madison Dyson - 11-22-2019, 05:07 AM
Quick Count - by Shawn Warstein - 11-22-2019, 05:28 AM



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