Puffing on a blunt as I walked the halls of the pinnacle of wrestling, the XWF, I caught wind of the HeavymetalWeight Champion, Atara Themis. I had to be smart as a school boy to get the victory. Puffing harder and harder I finished the blunt, tossing the roach to the ground.

Geri : You know Atara, you have been such an honorable champion you deserve some sort of award. Even pinguins and dolpins travel is groups. You cant just be walking out here alone. You need to be sharp as a pincil and greedy as Epinezer Scrooge to defeat me. Always remember Epinstein didn't kill himself but this pin is going to end your title reign quick as 1..2...3.

I rolled Atara up in a victory roll and went for the title.