Shane's sitting back and doing his usual nightly routine of smoking drugs and then watching people's promos with a nice cold bottle of St. Pauli Girl



He's watching CCP's recent promo and then... THIS HAPPENS...

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: I mean who do they think they are, Chris Page? You can only rip my gimmick for so long

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: You can only rip my gimmick for so long

(10-13-2019, 05:13 PM)CCP Said: rip my gimmick

SHANE'S EYES! THEY'RE FUCKIN' BULGING! SHANE SPITS A MOUTHFUL OF ST. PAULI GIRL RIGHT IN CCP'S FACE!

Oh shit! My laptop! GGRRRRRRAAAAAAHHH!!!

Shane wipes the screen off and hopes he didn't do any damage to the piece of shit laptop. He starts cracking up about the line he just heard from CCP! He's laughing loud as hell. He's losing his shit pretty hard!

HAHAHAHA! Oooooh man, well apparently we have a glorious new name for that idiot, CCP! HAHA! Ladies and gents, I give you

CHRIS "RIP MY GIMMICK" PAGE!

That's right folks! Get on down here to the Page Plantation and rip his gimmick for FREE to the first 50 people! HAHAHA!!!

Shane's dumb ass was laughing so hard he spilled his St. Pauli Girl all over his crotchal area.

I've got beer on my balls because of Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! HAHAHAHA!!! His gimmick moistened my fat ass nutsac!! HAHAHA!!!!

Hysterical, he falls out of his seat and the bottle shatters next to him. He puts his hand right in the broken glass without thinking and ends up cutting his hand.

This blood is on your hands, Chris "Rip My Gimmick" Page! You'll pay for this, you child abusing, woman beating MONSTER!!!!!!!!