A deep voice announce that "The Jim Jimson podcast is filmed infront of a sleeping dog"


Hello and welcome members and guests, this is the most unimportant, most boring, the most uninteresting 3 hours you will ever hear in your life. This is the Jim Jimson podcast were I am your host the man, the myth, the legend, the Jim. Today is a very special day as we will be letting people call into the show to talk about whatever the hell they want because this podcast is 1 hour of whatever the fuck happens
and 2 hours of ads



"Jim the food is ready, stop talking to yourself and get off your arse"



Mum! im not talking to myself im talking to the fans (the voice goes further and further away)