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The Brothers Blackwater · (05-17-2019)

"Lemme get this straight. You think Sarah is being a whiny cunt, so your tactic in the terms of dealing with that is to... what? Out whine her? Prove that you have a larger, more substantial vagina, than any woman on this planet? Show that beneath that slovenly, mammoth sized, hirsute exterior, beats the heart of a real woman? That also happens to be eternally on the rag? Might I suggest that you excuse yourself, momentarily and take some Midol, so that you can properly compose yourself? Cause you are clearly, causing a scene. What with all your crying and moaning."

"Or wait, here's an idea... why not at least try to sound like a dude? Since you do a remarkable job of looking like one. Obviously you want people to think that you're a man, so maybe stop acting like such a bitch? MmmKay, sunshine? Just a suggestion."

"Claiming that management pulled favoritism? Holy shiza! Are you

? Or were you merely born without a brain? There's an empty void that exists between your ears, isn't there? If someone were to knock on your cabeza, would it sound hollow?"

"Fun fact: I took a loss to Lacklan too and I sure as fuck didn't see any biased action from the ref, which most definitely would have occurred, had management been showing any sort of favoritism towards her. In fact, a member of the management team would have more than likely inserted themselves into the match, if those types of shady shenanigans were underway during our skirmish, but they didn't do that because no one is playing favorites. Then or now. Stupid. If I took a loss, fair and square to Sarah, you sure as fuck aren't beating her. Please, you're only lying to yourself, if you think that. Fucking pathetic. As in that's what you are."

"For fuck's sake, if you're crumbling this quickly, you might as well quit. Before you waste anybody else's time, masquerading as a wrestler when you're irrefutably suited to be a ribbon twirler or a competitive curler. Two sports that are a way better fit for you, given your utter lack of testicles and backbone. Yes, curling and ribbon twirling, are absolutely perfect for a spineless, imp like you. Although, in all honesty, applying to be used as cannon fodder would really be the way to go, since you're not worth more than that at best."

"You had better pray that everyone from my opposing team at War Games, shows up and you aren't forced to pinch hit for someone. Cause that'll be the first and the last time that you ever step foot into the squared circle. Guaranteed. You have my supreme word on that. You will be crippled, if not worse. That is a promise, from me to you. Ha! One Irishman to another."

"Now, why don't you be a good, brain addled moron and kindly fuck off. Before you bury yourself any further in the refuse that is the accumulation of your simpleminded ramblings."

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