Tony can be found sitting in a bar in Toronto, Canada, having just finished watching the draft, as well as the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game against the Oakland A's. Being an Oakland resident, you'd think he would be rooting for the A's, but it turns out that the opportunity to buy overpriced Blue Jays gear from the team store makes Tony change his allegiance REAL quick.

The camera zooms in on Tony, backwards Blue Jays cap donning his head, sticker on and all, and a flimsy "Property of Toronto Blue Jays" hoodie covering his beer-filled gut. Tony's Hart championship sits sloppily on the table. He smiles as he sees the camera closing in.

Santos: Woo! Teaming with Luca and Deacon, some guy who sounds like an adult toy store order, and a man with an even more bland name than me! I'll take that over the Big L that is "Big D's" team of men insecure in their own bodies, or Ned Kaye's team of gentlemen who probably will be too busy encouraging one another in the locker room to actually make it to the ring.

And Donovan... Oh, Donovan. Good pick grabbing Lux! The rest? Well, Scully's going to be spending his time in the corner of the ring, educating the crowd and your team members about the history of fucking World War II...

...congrats on being picked after Rain, bud. You're destined for greatness.

bRiaN's going to be practicing how to use proper capitalization while spitting on things for no god damn reason, and Robbie Bourbon will be kissing babies and telling the people about the virtue of hard work and perseverance.

A ton of winners we got here, team! Meanwhile, Centurion can be expected to opine in the background about how the show just isn't as good without his legendary ass taking part, all the while whining about how others are getting the respect and status that he so badly needs... I mean...

...deserves. Deserves is what I meant.

Tony smiles as the waitress brings over IPA number seven. He grasps the tall beer glass as if it was trying to run away, lifts it to his mouth, and takes a huge swig. Tony takes a moment to savor the taste of an ice cold, slightly tangy IPA, then looks back at the camera.

Santos: Alright, it's been fun, but I have more... pressing... matters to attend to. Looking forward to seeing what you all got, fam! I'll catch you all on CircleTV after Lacklan's five hour long explanation on the finer points of microwaving a potato.

The scene fades to black.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion