Look at the stones on this one guys.Listen Noah, you do realize that is the first time you’ve actually mentioned me by name? Color me impressed. Really I am, but alas I must confess that I am indeed rusty in this, but answer me this, if I am so rusty why does it feel like I am tearing you apart word for word? I mean surely you’ve been at this for a very long time and I should be as you say “a corpse”, yet your ego clearly shows your fragility.

Again I stress your one liners are quite good actually, I mean if Amy Schumer was still relevant today. I don’t want you to feel unwanted here, but have you noticed how many people stopped responding once I started? There is a reason for that. Hopefully one day it will get inside your head like a bad song stuck in your head.

“ I should’ve shut up against Fuzzl”

Over and over again until you grab a pencil and jam it into your temple to get the words out of your head.

“ I should’ve shut up against Fuzz!”

Louder and faster. Penetrating your inner most thoughts. Blood dripping down the side of you face, making your face look like a used tampon.

“I should’ve shut up against Fuzz!”

Finally after all the blood starts to coagulate and scab over your face you drift off into the abyss. With your last thought on this planet being.

“I finally shut up.”

And with that no one will remember you. It will be as if you didn’t even exist here. Just like that Stan, as fast as you came in you’ll be gone. While no one will remember you, just know that coming at me, is like bashing your fucking head into a wall.