Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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05-28-2018, 04:49 PM
(05-28-2018, 04:19 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: (05-28-2018, 04:09 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: But you aren't a duplicate of my mom's vagoo, my dad's balls, or my left nipple. None of those things look like Maverick. Or Joshua Reno.
Good God, your dick is still in your hand and you're being defensive. Are you rage masturbating? That's Ghost Tank's gig!
"I'll look like whoever the fuck I please to look like, don't fucking look at it if it's such an issue to you, dumb fuck.
And no, i'm not rage masturbating, i'm power wanking, durhh! Why are you even watching in the first place? Are you enjoying this or something! Where the fuck are your hands? Keep them where I can see them, we aint in your bedroom with your best friend now having social wank meetings. Good god."
Wait.
You look however you want to look?
You're a shapeshifter???
AND YOUR FIRST AND ONLY CHOICE WAS TO LOOK LIKE MAVERICK?????
Yikes. Keep that under wraps, pal. The Lizard People theorists might come after you, or one of the other people who are into dragonfucking.
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