"Well good goddamnit..."

Muddy staggers in belligerently drunk, and stinking like heat roasting roadkill.

"...who the fuck this here pecker puller?!? Peter pecker pullin perftin per pilly parple pa!"

Muddy vomits in his mouth, stumbles back with some gag tears in his eyes and swollows it down before continuing some aimless redneck rant.

"Fuck you! Summa-na bitch! Muddy gunna fuck you right you blonde headed flat titted havin wet dog lookin... wait, yer a fuckin man?!? And is that the gotdamn fed*HICK!*eddered wei*HICK!*belt on yer skinny little shoulders?!? I thought the sign read SanggleFag, excuse me, I meant Crypso on the door- but I guess yer so gotdamn awful and gay lookin Vinnie fer got youss a champion.

Lemme ask u sumthin, bitch, has chris chaos seen you yet? At boy gunna be sour as the cum you use fer creamer in yer frappe mocha. His pussy gunna be throbbin so hard that he might even send his whore out to deal with yer pansy ass.

So why ain't you just come ta muddy hunny and let daddy take care of yer little cunt now. It'll be quick"

Muddy cunt kicks whoever that Karenz or whatever the fuck his name is and pins him...

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