Here's another one for September, I guess?

Samuels was on fire in his promo "Oh Yes" against Barney Green, but this bit here was incredible.

Quote:Do you think telling the whole world you have a two inch penis somehow exempts me from pointing out that your body composition is remarkably similar to a Ken doll melted around a wadded up jockstrap? You even smell like singed pubic hair and Chinese plastic. Riddle me this: How is it that despite having only one fucking eyeball, we can still tell it's lazy? For fuck's sake, you should only be able to spot a lazy eye when there's another one right next to it for comparison.

Jee-SUS, flash sale on burn ointment!